katyk put a water gun to my head.

**Optimus_Rhyme** · September 29th, 2008, 11:50 PM

Hello.

i'm being held against my will.

plz help. not much time left.

p.s.

i am katyk's bf and she seems to have so much fun being addicted to this site, i thought i'd give it a try.

i'm also a gangster rapping robot who fights crime in his spare time.

**katyk** · September 29th, 2008, 11:54 PM

Yay!! Now we can sit here next to each other on the couch and communicate through the chat box. We can be all passive aggressive and shit! Wooo!

Welcome aboard!!

**Countess Olenska** · September 30th, 2008, 12:08 AM

AWWWW FUCK...hide the men and booze the fuzz is here.

Hi. I'm Mamma, post pics in the red light. Thanks!

**brokenandtwisted** · September 30th, 2008, 12:13 AM

Oh no. Not another Democrat.

**prettyuglyish** · September 30th, 2008, 12:38 AM

Boobs, balls, or both?

**Unamused Cat** · September 30th, 2008, 12:41 AM

=^.^=

**Optimus_Rhyme** · September 30th, 2008, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by brokenandtwisted

Oh no. Not another Democrat.

i grew up in the ghettos of Cybertron (West SIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEE) on government oil rations,used carburetors and had to drive to school on one inflated tire, up hill in both directions....but then Obama came to my planet and community organized me out of the hood...or so the legend goooooes....

**polis** · September 30th, 2008, 06:50 AM

okay nice introduction post.

i saw your avie...and it reminded me of this.

hehe.

**impqueen** · September 30th, 2008, 07:00 AM

Any naked friend of Katy's is a naked friend of mine.

Welcome to the site!

**Morbid** · September 30th, 2008, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by Optimus_Rhyme

i'm also a gangster rapping robot who fights crime in his spare time.

And I am a gangster raping robot who fights crime in his spare time. We should create a television show.

**katyk** · September 30th, 2008, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Morbid

And I am a gangster raping robot who fights crime in his spare time. We should create a television show.

I thought you were just a gang raping robot? On the serious, I would pay extra to see Shia LaBeef get banged in the ass by giant robots in the sequel.

The auto-generated tags on this thread are "gun, head, katyk, put, water." Yep. Pretty much sums up our relationship.

**Gilbrit** · September 30th, 2008, 06:13 PM

Glad you are here!

**Optimus_Rhyme** · October 1st, 2008, 12:38 AM

i'm glad all the cool kids like me.

i was having flashbacks to when i was a wee lad in the old country and i was worried that people wouldn't like my fighter jet trapper keeper or my alf lunchbox on the first day of school and i'd be doomed to atomic wedgies and noogies for the rest of my days...

**Boondock** · October 1st, 2008, 07:38 AM

i'm glad all the cool kids like me.

Now that the cool kids have had their say, welcome from the freaks and geeks :)

**Countess Olenska** · October 1st, 2008, 08:43 AM

Trapper keepers sucked ass. The velcro was always loud as hell and the seams always tore way before it has lost it's usefulness. I had this one.

I just put my teen beat posters back up and I'm smacking the 10inch black and white tv in my room cause the tube is going out but I don't want to miss Solid Gold or Putting on the Hits.

WHOA Blossom!

Excuse me, I have to finish getting ready for school. I still, have to aquanet my feathered hair, tie up my chucks and straighten the charms on my plastic charm bracelet. Tell me I am not the only one who had one of these.

Today is going to be so RAD. I'm wearing spandex under my newly ripped shorts with my ass hanging out of them.

**Silvahalo** · October 1st, 2008, 11:11 AM

...Welcome!

**SoUncool** · October 1st, 2008, 11:27 AM

Ok, so you're from where uphill? And what with robots? And wait...what?

I brought a bologna samich today for lunch. I am going to eat it with fritos and a Hunt's Snack Pack tapioca pudding. I am seriously trying to bring my lunch so I can save for my feeldoe.

Oh wait, this isn't about me is it. Shit. Sorry. Welcome to the D'D. Can I pay his ransom KatyK? I need a new BF. Or at least make him post nekkid pictures. I like those.

**Ruby** · October 1st, 2008, 11:46 AM

Welcome Optimus. Glad you're here.

**Optimus_Rhyme** · October 1st, 2008, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by mammasweets

Trapper keepers sucked ass. The velcro was always loud as hell and the seams always tore way before it has lost it's usefulness. I had this one.

.

Its not so much that trapper keepers sucked but you had to invoke the powers of greyskull to keep them from not falling apart. after about 5 weeks they'd look like complete hell. I'd get all mad that my luxurious white vinyl would start to tear ad the folder rings would break.

I looked up in my junior woodchuck guidebook for solutions to fixing it, but they had none. But somehow i was able to keep it from completely dying for the entire school year. It was 2 legit 2 quit.

**katyk** · October 2nd, 2008, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by SoUncool

Ok, so you're from where uphill? And what with robots? And wait...what?

I brought a bologna samich today for lunch. I am going to eat it with fritos and a Hunt's Snack Pack tapioca pudding. I am seriously trying to bring my lunch so I can save for my feeldoe.

Oh wait, this isn't about me is it. Shit. Sorry. Welcome to the D'D. Can I pay his ransom KatyK? I need a new BF. Or at least make him post nekkid pictures. I like those.

You can have him. Get ready to share those Snack Packs. He loooves pudding. He'll also buy chips and hide them from you. For realz.

Ok ok ok, you can't have him. He's mine! Mine! Bwahahaha.