Mmm mmm! How's 'bout this one, folks? Our local favorite organization of People for Eating Tasty Animals has proposed that Ben & Jerry's use human breast milk instead of cow milk in its ice cream.
If you felt your stomach lurch, you're not alone.
Now let's just consider how implausible this actually is.
It takes a gallon and a half - 12 POUNDS - of cow's milk to make 1 gallon of ice cream. So how many women are we going to pump for this? And wouldn't their milk be put to better use for, oh crazy idea here, their babies?
PETA. If it weren't for them, I'd have less to laugh at in this wonderful world of ours.