Brandy Cohen Beat Up Her Ma & Tried to Steal Her Deer Heads

**Lizard** · September 18th, 2008, 03:23 PM

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Dunbar, WV - State Police troopers responded to a domestic call Tuesday morning and spoke with Vickie Cain, the mother of 36-year-old Brandy Cohen. Cain said that Cohen and her 15-year-old daughter came to her home and were asked several times to leave. However, the two knocked open the front door.

Cohen assaulted Cain, and police noted a large cut on Cain's right forearm and blood on her clothes. Cohen and the girl then began to take mounted deer heads from the living room walls and put them into the car they arrived in.

Police spoke with Cohen in a gas station parking; a license check showed her driver's license was revoked for 12 unpaid citations and insurance revocations as well as three charges of driving with a suspended license. Cohen was arrested and has been charged with burglary, domestic assault, domestic battery, trespassing, driving with a suspended license, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

http://www.dailymail.com/policebrfs/200809180142

**Unamused Cat** · September 18th, 2008, 03:51 PM

That bitch looks familiar. Who in the hell wants deer heads?

**Just my luck sucks** · September 18th, 2008, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Unamused Cat

That bitch looks familiar.

That's because she's from W. VA. It's the family way in dem hollers <rad>

**nurseronda** · September 19th, 2008, 01:58 AM

When I read this, I just knew it had to be Wv....My state is always in the news for something stupid...Just glad I grew up in Ohio...lol

**Sickia** · September 19th, 2008, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Unamused Cat

Who in the hell wants deer heads?

I heard of a case in Wyoming where a guy almost killed another guy over his antler collection, without the heads. For reals.

A nice mounted head with a large or unique antler rack buys a whole fuckin lot of McRibs. ;)

**crickett** · September 20th, 2008, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by Unamused Cat

That bitch looks familiar. Who in the hell wants deer heads?

Well, I have relatives in that area and she DOES look familiar. Maybe she just wanted to decorate her place with the dead animals. It's REAL big around there.
How stupid can you be to go start something for nothing when you ALREADY got warrants out on you AND you have no drivers license? Not a REAL question 'cause, I just forgot what area I was talking about for a minute there.
Nah, that's completely normal....never mind.

**MadmamainNC** · September 20th, 2008, 11:23 AM

WTF??? Did they run out of Road Kill in ol' Dunbar??

Get your own Deer Head you damn selfish bitch. Drive a mile down the road, I'm sure you'll find several. While you're at it, you can also get yourself a mess of them thar coons, possum and a few turkey vultures who will do the cleaning for you. Make sure you got cha' a good aim. Them thar turkey vultures will pecks yur eyes out if you be messin with thar vittles.
But then again, go ahead and miss. I'm sure some hills folks would love to have you mounted on thems walls. Sans your peepers.
They even might turn you into their version of Billy Bass..cept you won't be singing any totally cool river songs. More like "squeal like a piggy piggy"

**crickett** · September 21st, 2008, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by MadmamainNC

WTF??? Did they run out of Road Kill in ol' Dunbar??

Get your own Deer Head you damn selfish bitch. Drive a mile down the road, I'm sure you'll find several. While you're at it, you can also get yourself a mess of them thar coons, possum and a few turkey vultures who will do the cleaning for you. Make sure you got cha' a good aim. Them thar turkey vultures will pecks yur eyes out if you be messin with thar vittles.
But then again, go ahead and miss. I'm sure some hills folks would love to have you mounted on thems walls. Sans your peepers.
They even might turn you into their version of Billy Bass..cept you won't be singing any totally cool river songs. More like "squeal like a piggy piggy"

Now que in the theme from Deliverance....
LMAO!!!!