I've been a lurker on here for the past few months. I've finally decided to get off my bum and stop being so shy and lazy and finally registar. Reading about Bonnie and Clyde, Jack the Ripper, and others as a kid and along with my anthropology courses got me interested in true crime.
(please forgive me, I can't spell.)
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Originally Posted by inacoma
Dear Boss,
I keep on hearing the police have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits. I am down on whores and I shant quit ripping them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the lady no time to squeal. How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it went thick like glue and I cant use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha. ha. The next job I do I shall clip the ladys ears off and send to the police officers just for jolly wouldn't you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My knife's so nice and sharp I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck.
Yours truly
Jack the Ripper
Dont mind me giving the trade name
PS Wasnt good enough to post this before I got all the red ink off my hands curse it No luck yet. They say I'm a doctor now. ha ha
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Welcome inacoma, You've come to the right place!
Glad you are here!
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
William Butler Yeats
"inacoma" is what I feel like this Monday "morning." Too much football . . . too much nite shift.
WELCOME!
You must not be running Firefox--it will check your spelling for you!
Welcome!
Lizard is not woman, and not a man. She is something you will never understand. ~From the collected works of the great and marvelous Morbid
It's hard to shoot yourself in the foot when it's in your mouth. ~Stephen Colbert
Hello inacoma, I like your name, warm welcomes from a newbie like yourself.
welcome
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Welcome to the forums inacoma! I look forward to seeing you around the threads :)
HELLO! and welcome from a fellow newbie!
Welcome welcome welcome :D lol i'm not to creative today lol
Welcome aboard, inacoma!
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