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    Sausage-armed burglar breaks into house

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    Sausage-armed burglar breaks into house

    Fresno, Calif. — A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he ran out the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday.

    Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he’s ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.

    Arrested was Antonio Vasquez, 22, of Fresno, Calif.

    Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.

    “That’s right, the dog ate the weapon,” Burrimond said. “I tell you, this was one weird case.”


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    Definitely, stranger than fiction!
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    Looks like somebody already caught this one.....:)
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Jaded View Post
    Looks like somebody already caught this one.....:)
    http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/s...ead.php?t=7639

    Thanks! There used to be a way to check if this had happened, but I can't find one any more.

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