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    This is creeping me out...

    See the guy standing in the corner? Well, that's an embalmed corpse folks...



    24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina of Puerto Rico apparently told his family that when he passes away, he wants to stand upright through his wake. Well, his family granted his wish. Dressed in a Yankees cap, sunglasses and a gold chain, Angel was mourned by family members while standing tall in his mother's living room for 3 days.

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    OMFG! This is fucked up. Let's make his GANGSTA ways popular. Parents are fucking idiots. Then some.
    Last edited by michelle; August 20th, 2008 at 08:28 AM.

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    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.....fuck that! Death is gonna be the only time I get to lay down for an extended period of time. ;)
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    Did they sell tickets, too? How about taking pictures with him (throwin' signs) like they were at Movieland's Wax Museum? That woulda been dope, yo!
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    That is just wrong. :p

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    So so so so fucked up! Ah the closeup of his face and his brother kissing him! Just so wrong. In so many ways. Do you see how close he is to the refrigerator? I don't know why, but that makes it even worse for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katyk View Post
    So so so so fucked up! Ah the closeup of his face and his brother kissing him! Just so wrong. In so many ways.
    This one? Hee hee...


    The EWWWW factor is off the charts. Also, did you notice the weird pursing of his lips? Gross, gross, gross!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catlady View Post
    This one? Hee hee...


    The EWWWW factor is off the charts. Also, did you notice the weird pursing of his lips? Gross, gross, gross!
    Um, they have to sew the lips shut so that's why they look like this....double ew.
    YOUR mom.

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    3 whole days!? I mean its bad enough that your son is dead, without having death itself staring at you in the face!? There should be a law against this, although i am not sure on what grounds . . .
    Last edited by Raphaelight; August 25th, 2008 at 08:40 AM.

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    Wow

    That is some pretty wacked out shit right there!

    Now I could see if maybe it was like my ex mother-in law.....so we could dress her up, do funny shit to her, make fun of.....oh neber mind...sorry.

    Pretty fugged up shit right there!

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    Well, his mommy got the ultimate and final "time out" on her kid.

    Actually, if you put "eeewww" aside, the difference does it make if you have a dead body sitting or lying in your living room for three days?

    I think I would get a kick out of standing at my viewing. We don't do the long wake thing around here, but hanging out for a final night with the rellies would be fun....

    I'd lie down for the funeral part so everyone else wouldn't have to stand too during the long and beautiful eulogies. Might as well be comfy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catlady View Post
    See the guy standing in the corner? Well, that's an embalmed corpse folks...



    24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina of Puerto Rico apparently told his family that when he passes away, he wants to stand upright through his wake. Well, his family granted his wish. Dressed in a Yankees cap, sunglasses and a gold chain, Angel was mourned by family members while standing tall in his mother's living room for 3 days.

    Full story at http://dlisted.com/node/27815
    Do they have dead guy grabbing his crotch?????
    YOUR mom.

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    Jesus, just cremate my ass. Who would want this image stuck in their head?

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    I read this yesterday and from what I got it was his wish. He wanted to be standing up not laying down. Extreme but whatever, not my house.
    Smile, god loves you...yes you! :)

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    Some folks take country music too seriously

    "Well I ain't afraid of dyin', it's the thought of being dead
    I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's been read
    Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest
    You can put my mind at ease if you fulfill my last request

    Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
    Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
    Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
    Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die"


    Guess they didn't have a jukebox,:) the refrigerator made due.

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    I personally want to be frozen, so if there ever is a chance of coming back, I will be there, lol.
    Smile, god loves you...yes you! :)

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    Damn, I want this for my funeral!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dop View Post
    Damn, I want this for my funeral!
    including the hideous hat???
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    His mamma is either a better person or crazier person than me.

    I could see having the funeral at my house.
    Big rectangle box in the livingroom (ha! livingroom)
    I could live with that.

    An embalmed corpse leaning in the corner.
    I draw the line there. No can do.
    Kissing, touching...Isn't there some horror movie out there with that premise??
    Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

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    When my mother-on-law died, we found tons of photos of people in their caskets. EWWWW. It was something she and many of her generation did. Her sisters even divvied up some of them!!

    When she passed, we took one of her at her viewing and placed it in with her the next day before the funeral.
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    Even after death the weirdo's never cease to amaze me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoUncool View Post
    Do they have dead guy grabbing his crotch?????
    LOL. Looks close. He has a rigor mortis hard-on.:tongue1:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota_Valkyrie View Post
    including the hideous hat???
    Yea, but sideways to the left, im street like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic friend View Post
    I personally want to be frozen, so if there ever is a chance of coming back, I will be there, lol.
    I don't think that works if your cells are already dead. :tongue1:

    This is creepy...but I think we find it weird because it defies tradition. A dead body is a dead body, anyway you see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenandtwisted View Post
    i don't think that works if your cells are already dead. :tongue1:

    This is creepy...but i think we find it weird because it defies tradition. A dead body is a dead body, anyway you see it.
    and embalmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilbrit View Post

    Uh...what is he doing with his hands?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant View Post
    Uh...what is he doing with his hands?
    See below, no pun intended.
    He is grabbing his rigor mortis.

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    i got it i got it i got it



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    i am with you mamma creamation for me is the only way for me! But hey, your dying wish is your last so.... each his own i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete Bondurant View Post
    Uh...what is he doing with his hands?
    Getting one off for the road?
    Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

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