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    who the fuck do you think you are talking to me that way?!

    Remember Mitchel Calkins? UnamusedCat posted "Mitchel Calkins is a porn dog" about the guy who got caught having 12-14yr old girls (7 so far) sending him nudie shots.

    His girlfriend Whitney (the Hardcore Butt Sex girl) hates me and sent this email via MySpace. My first true hate mail and she wants me to answer the tough question of who do I think I am:

    who the fuck do you think you are talking to me that way?! you dont know me and you dont know mitchel.i started dating mitchel after all this shit happened and you guys make him out to be the bad guy and like everything is his fault...well i got news for ya,believe it or not ITS NOT ALL HIS FAULT.those dumb skanks should have kept their legs closed and clothes on and they wouldnt be where they are now.their getting nothing for this when their the ones who made the videos,took the pix and sent them to him.those skanks had it coming to them alright.anyone could have gotten a hold of them and if they didnt want mitchel harassing them or w.e they say he was doing then they should have smartened up and said no,deleted him,ignored him or blocked him but no they chose to make te videos and take the pix and send them.they shouldnt have done that and then we wouldnt be where we are.mitchel and i are very much in love and he has never cheated,lied,beat meused me or anything. he is perfect he may be young but he is very mature and he has smartened up. me being in his life has made him a better person and when he gets out were gonna live together soo dont bother me anymore or ill turn you and ur lil friends into the cops for harassing me. im sick of it ok so drop it. if you dont like the fact that im dating mitchel,i dont care i dont wana hear it so dont bother...PEACE
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    I invited her over to elaborate or whatever and then:

    English is better understood when grammar and punctuation is used, but if I get the drift of what you said it's that you don't care if he is a pervert because he hasn't beaten you yet?

    Not so good at snappy snarky replies when i am cross-eyed and laughing. 'scuse me while I go hide from those cops she's going to sic on me and my friends...
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    She is defending a guy who is interested in fucking 12-14 yr olds? Nasty bitch.
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    Dakota!

    You rock.

    Heeh look at her new blog

    Mitchel,^_^
    You are my everything.When we are together,nothing&&noone else matters to me in the world.I love it when you hold me,i love it when you kiss me,i even love it when you call me bitch when i call you.i love how i can be myself around you....no ends.were bestfriends&&boyfriend&&girlfriend.i love it we we fight over the stupidest things then 5 mins. later you turn to me&&say "i love you nignig".i love how we can be on the phone for hours not saying one word&&i know exactly what you are thinking.even when we hangout,you just stare at me&&i know what youre thinking..i love you i love you i love you!i dont care about our age difference because we act the same exact way when were together.i love how i dont have to say a single word&&you know when im upset&&you know exactly how to cheer me up.i love how i can try new things with you and you just take it,you dont judge me or anything,you always go along wit my ideas.You are my niglet,my macaroni to my cheese,my con to my dom,my dil to my do...you are my EVERYTHING!!!i would write more to you baby,but there really arent words or enough time in the world for me to tell you exactly how much im in love with you&&how much you mean to me.
    the "con to her dom, the dil to her do." RETCH!

    Jesus, don't they teach literature and poetry in school anymore?
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    Quote:
    "Mitchel,^_^
    You are my everything.When we are together,nothing&&noone else matters to me in the world.I love it when you hold me,i love it when you kiss me,i even love it when you call me bitch when i call you.i love how i can be myself around you....no ends.were bestfriends&&boyfriend&&girlfriend.i love it we we fight over the stupidest things then 5 mins. later you turn to me&&say "i love you nignig".i love how we can be on the phone for hours not saying one word&&i know exactly what you are thinking.even when we hangout,you just stare at me&&i know what youre thinking..i love you i love you i love you!i dont care about our age difference because we act the same exact way when were together.i love how i dont have to say a single word&&you know when im upset&&you know exactly how to cheer me up.i love how i can try new things with you and you just take it,you dont judge me or anything,you always go along wit my ideas.You are my niglet,my macaroni to my cheese,my con to my dom,my dil to my do...you are my EVERYTHING!!!i would write more to you baby,but there really arent words or enough time in the world for me to tell you exactly how much im in love with you&&how much you mean to me."



    OMFG That is unbelievable.......
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    my macaroni to my cheese,my con to my dom,my dil to my do...
    the Kim to his Marshal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippiepoet View Post

    OMFG That is unbelievable.......
    Anyone who says "You are my everything" at the beginning of anything is clearly...pathetic. Or maybe I just have high standards...

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    And then we have the comment from the friend on one of her blogs:

    These people need to shut their mouths, b/c honestly they don't know shit about Mitchel Calkins. He is my best friend in the entire world and they need to get their facts straight b/c the news doesn't even say that there was a 12 year old, they are just saying that to try and make it sound worse that it really is, b/c truth is, the girls were only 1-3years younger than him, I see worse than that, when 30 year olds are allowed to day 18 year olds, are you fucking kidding me. I, also like Whitney, stand by Mitchel's side through all of this. All you other people need to get lives and realize this has nothing to do with you, and don't go ranting on some poor girl whose love is sitting behind bars, it's not her fault what happened here, so stfu.
    Yeah, poor Whitney. I think both these retards have been talking to Shaun too much.
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    I left a comment on one of her blogs. What the hell, stir the pot and see what bubbles up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippiepoet View Post
    OMFG That is unbelievable.......
    Sooooo, does that mean she won't be featured in the "Poetry & Prose" thread?
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    I just realized her birthday is on the same day as mine.

    I am going to kill myself now.

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    You are my niglet..
    What?! This is an endearment for him?
    Maybe she's posting some kind of code for the prosecutor.


    Often used with the implication or under the assumption that those of Negro descent have large numbers of children out of wedlock and do not properly educate those children. Because of its racist connotation, the word is considered to be offensive.
    Retrieved from "http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/niglet"
    Nah, she's not that bright.
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    She tried to add me as a friend on MySpace. Probably so she could send me crap back. :)

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    just like Whitney - crack is whack!

    seriously - is that letta for reals??? you couldn't have written a better one.

    it gets the creamed corn award.

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    This is hilarious. I like how in her latest blog, she said she loves when he calls her bitch. I know it always makes my heart skip a beat.

    If Butt Sex and Friend read this, please learn basic english skills. What is "&&" all over the place? That is not real. You Also Don't Have To Capitalize Every Word. That Is Not Necessary.

    Teenagers like this make me afraid of the future.

    I'm sad I've missed all the fun until now!

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    O.K. I know I suck with the English language, (BTW, 2nd language as a child), but FUCK this stupid bitch is, well....STUPID! grow the fuck up!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy View Post
    Dakota!

    You rock.

    Heeh look at her new blog



    the "con to her dom, the dil to her do." RETCH!

    Jesus, don't they teach literature and poetry in school anymore?
    blah-what a stupid bitch==Dakota, you are my hero!!

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    "nignig?" "niglet?" I think he's the ass to her hole, no wait, she's butt sex girl, so she's the hole to his ass, no, I'm all confused.

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    HOES ARE HYSTERICAL!!!! and Fucking Stupid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippiepoet View Post
    She is defending a guy who is interested in fucking 12-14 yr olds? Nasty bitch.
    Why is that surprising? She is a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old. Personally, I don't see it being as big of a deal that 16 year olds and 14 year olds have sex as it is fucking gross and disgusting for a 20 year old and 16 year old.

    He's an asshole piece of shit for exploiting those girls, but Whitney is the real pedo here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrea View Post
    Why is that surprising? She is a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old. Personally, I don't see it being as big of a deal that 16 year olds and 14 year olds have sex as it is fucking gross and disgusting for a 20 year old and 16 year old.
    I kinda gagged out on all that too. But despite her saying she's 20, she acts 14 so she's right down there in his age bracket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota_Valkyrie View Post
    I kinda gagged out on all that too. But despite her saying she's 20, she acts 14 so she's right down there in his age bracket.
    Yes, and it's only because I want to appear mature that I haven't told her on her blog that she's a heifer and her BF is a dog. Do you get points for faking it?
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    Sign of a doomed relationship: "We goin 2 live 2gether when he get out."

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    Sign of a doomed relationship: "We goin 2 live 2gether when he get out."
    She might learn how to speak and write while he's doing time.

    My pessamistic side thinks she'll get knocked up by him before he goes to jail because she luuuvs her n**let and "don't know no better".
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    he is the pedo to her phile

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrea View Post
    Why is that surprising? She is a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old. Personally, I don't see it being as big of a deal that 16 year olds and 14 year olds have sex as it is fucking gross and disgusting for a 20 year old and 16 year old.
    Oh god, I was just thinking about that. I met my boyfriend, first husband, when I was 15 and he was 19. So yeah, at 16 I was fucking a 20 yr old and it did not seem fucked up. Hmmmmm I remember fighting with my mother a lot about this too. She thought him too old.

    Now I have a daughter and shit fire, I am thinking no way in hell that's gonna happen. (My mom was dying of cancer in my teens, so.....tis the reason why she didn't stick her foot in my ass like she should have)
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    Originally Posted by andrea
    Why is that surprising? She is a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old. Personally, I don't see it being as big of a deal that 16 year olds and 14 year olds have sex as it is fucking gross and disgusting for a 20 year old and 16 year old.
    In New York that constitutes as rape. They both live in New York.
    They could also get her for endangering a minor and child abuse.
    I'm suprised no one has hauled her "white trash" ass in.
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    yes, hippiepoet, but was he the dil to your do?

    :rofl2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by petrina View Post
    yes, hippiepoet, but was he the dil to your do?

    :rofl2:
    Hahahhahahahahahaha Ummmmmm NO! lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota_Valkyrie View Post
    His girlfriend Whitney (the Hardcore Butt Sex girl) hates me and sent this email via MySpace.
    Dammit, all that work we did, and she deleted all the blogs on which we'd commented.

    P.S. Still one active....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post
    Dammit, all that work we did, and she deleted all the blogs on which we'd commented.

    P.S. Still one active....
    probably not for long
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