Okay, so sometimes the funny writes itself. In the story Caitlin Powers Is Kinda Clumsy, i wrote up Caitlin and her two friends - Anthony Paolini and his girlfriend, Jessica Lee St. Amand. They'd gotten kinda high - in Caitlin's case, very high - and Caitlin had repeatedly dropped her infant niece on concrete, causing head injuries to the baby.
They also had stolen property in the car, and the Myspaces were priceless, so I couldn't help but ask Jessica how her case was going and invite her over. That was back on August 3.
Ten days later, I get this charmingly written diatribe in which Jessica apparently believes that if the Zenaida Gonzalez story worked for Casey Anthony, it'll work for Caitlin Powers too. Read on:
So I replied, with another invitation to join us in the comments section: Jessica -WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????? and um…..i aint no fukn junkie!!!!! Caitin was the one shooting up and she didn’t even fukin drop that babi!!!!!! Sum SPANISH lady fukn wanted to steal the baby….so she was makin shit up…..so check yourself….and don’t talk about shit that you don’t know about!!!!!! You weren’t there!!! so all you know is what you hear…..so mebe you should fukn find sumthing else to do with your life….instead of sitting on myspace looking for me???? FUK YOU!!!!!
Oh, please, by all means, please go here and tell us all about it, so we’ll understand: http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/08/...-kinda-clumsy/
In your defense, I will post your message to me in the comments section. Did they arrest the “Spanish lady” yet? How is your court case coming along? Is Zenaida Gonzalez on the loose in Revere? Does she have Caylee Anthony?
Yeah, I know. A little lame, but still, it was funny, huh?
I'll post her response, unless she shows up on the front page and posts it herself. Lolz.