Dustin Patrick Coyle Really Wants To Get Married

**TheMorningStar** · January 28th, 2013, 09:53 PM

Oklahoma City police arrested Dustin Patrick Coyle, 34, about 6:45 p.m. at his house at 512 NW 167 after the woman reported he assaulted her when she went to pick up her cat.
The ex-girlfriend told police she had been trying to get her cat back from Coyle ever since the couple broke up in December. She told police Coyle told her she could have the cat back if she dated him again, performed sexual favors or married him.

The woman ignored all of Coyle's requests and he eventually told her she could pick up her cat, according to the police report. When she retrieved the cat Wednesday, Coyle followed her out of the house, shoved her and grabbed the cat by the neck, the report states.
The woman told police she grabbed the cat and ran to her car, but Coyle stopped her and sexually assaulted her. She bit Coyle to get away, she said.
She told police Coyle punched and elbowed her while she was trying to drive away. They continued to fight over the cat until the woman eventually was able to get the cat and drive away, according to the report.
Coyle told police he kept the cat in hopes the woman would come back to him. He said the two were supposed to get married, but she changed her mind.
“If she would just marry me, that would solve everything,” Coyle said, according to the police report. He told police he would settle for her being his girlfriend again or a one-night stand.

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**newstarshipsmell** · January 28th, 2013, 10:37 PM

Gotta give him points for persistence.

**badfish76** · January 28th, 2013, 11:29 PM

She shoulda just gave up the pussy! :P

**Tundratot** · January 29th, 2013, 04:26 AM

“If she would just marry me, that would solve everything,” Coyle said, according to the police report. He told police he would settle for her being his girlfriend again or a one-night stand.

I don't think so, Bozo. Plus, you'd be right back at the starting point if she gave you the minimum one-night-stand. You can't make a relationship out of a dead one.

**AngelFire** · January 29th, 2013, 05:56 PM

“If she would just marry me, that would solve everything,” Coyle said, according to the police report. He told police he would settle for her being his girlfriend again or a one-night stand.

Oh Coyle, you silly fool. Once the popo shows up there's no more negotiating.

**HeatherHabilatory** · January 29th, 2013, 06:51 PM

“If she would just marry me, that would solve everything,” Coyle said, according to the police report.

Oh, you mean you'd magically STOP being an abusive, crazy piece of shit?

**cubby** · January 29th, 2013, 07:07 PM

He needs to just put down the pussy and back slowly away before somebody shoots his crazy ass for being an abusing asshole.

**Heather4877** · January 30th, 2013, 02:23 AM

What was the cat doing during this scuffle? It's not like they're super passive when manhandled, at least not in my experience.

**Northernspark** · January 30th, 2013, 02:40 AM

Nutter like that hasn't finished yet. He obviously thinks he has ownership of the lass. She's gonna need protection along with anyone else he dates in the future.

**CbabyRKO** · January 30th, 2013, 01:47 PM

I'd never ever go meet an ex to pick up property by myself if the break up was nasty. You're just asking for something to happen. Also anyone who looks like they spend more time awake than asleep is just not cool.

**Northernspark** · January 30th, 2013, 09:44 PM

I used to drop in to feed the dog and drop/swap kids stuff - Always went while he was at work, then he decided to hide upstairs one day. Last time I came to the house alone. He didn't care too much about witnesses though, last time I came accompanied he made a right twat of himself. I've bought the house now, locks have been changed - Dicks like that don't change.