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    A goat, a dog, and a Mercedes....



    CAPSHAW, Ala. - The goat was arrested, the Mercedes-Benz was assaulted and the dog came along for the ride.

    It happened Sunday when a woman driving the Mercedes saw a goat and dog playing on U.S. 72 in northern Alabama, Sheriff Mike Blakely said.

    She stopped, afraid they would get hit, Blakely said. But the goat jumped on the car and wouldn't come down. Fearing scratches and dents in her import's paint job, she called the Limestone County Sheriff's Department. A deputy got the goat down and put it in his patrol car, but then the dog jumped into his back seat too.

    The deputy took the dog to a veterinarian and the goat to the home of another deputy.

    "If anybody is missing a goat and dog, they need to let us know," Blakely said.


    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25576560/
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    THAT IS THE CUTEST GOAT EVAR!!!!!!!

    Is that it? I want it! Hell, I'll even let it drive. I got full coverage and I want a new car. :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy View Post
    THAT IS THE CUTEST GOAT EVAR!!!!!!!

    Is that it? I want it! Hell, I'll even let it drive. I got full coverage and I want a new car. :p
    Nah...that's not the goat. Couldn't find the bad goats mug.
    It is cute though...I like his smile. :)
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    So glad this was a fun story and not a dog/goat int-the-backseat perv story! But then again, I did click to read it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Jaded View Post


    CAPSHAW, Ala. -
    It happened Sunday when a woman driving the Mercedes saw a goat and dog playing on U.S. 72 in northern Alabama, Sheriff Mike Blakely said.

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25576560/
    :D
    Northern Alabama huh? Am I the only one that thinks there is some guy mourning the loss of his best friend and his lover?

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    Quote Originally Posted by So Jaded View Post
    It happened Sunday when a woman driving the Mercedes saw a goat and dog playing....A deputy got the goat down and put it in his patrol car, but then the dog jumped into his back seat too.
    Aw! I can't believe they got split up!
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    That goat is too freakin' cute. Kathy and I will have to wrassle over him cuz I want him too...
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