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    Happy Anniversary Lynette Blow



    A Caddo Parish woman is spending her 12th wedding anniversary behind bars after being arrested for trying to have her husband killed, the Caddo sheriff's office says.

    Lynette Blow, 50, of the 7400 block of Waterwood Drive in Greenwood, was arrested early today at a relative's home in the Lakeview Subdivision.

    Blow was booked into Caddo Correctional Center by Detective Michael Escude', who obtained a warrant charging Blow with one count of solicitation to commit murder. Caddo Judge John Mosely set Blow's bond at $1 million.

    Blow is accused of soliciting the murder of her husband, Michael, in 2004 and in 2007. The couple married July 3, 1996.

    In 2004, Blow met a man socially, developed a relationship with him, asked him to kill her husband for $10,000 or find someone to do the job, then ended all contact with the man after he refused her request, deputies said. In 2007, she made the same request of a former co-worker, also offering him $10,000, deputies said. Neither accepted the offer.

    Michael Blow was recently released from an area hospital after he was shot twice during an alleged home invasion on June 14. He and his wife returned home to be confronted by two men inside their house. That case remains under investigation.
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    Damn. She WANTED her husband shot! You think it was because of the last name? Cuz that name blows.
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    Bitch, you watch too many gangster movies.

    Thats not how shit goes down in the real world, dumbass.

    I give this bitch the idiot award of the day.



    Yes, fellow Demons, I took my valuable time and made that just for her.
    Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright at first..... Until you hear them speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkmama View Post
    Yes, fellow Demons, I took my valuable time and made that just for her.
    You spelled "sense" wrong.
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    I didnt make the award I just plugged in the name. Kinda adds to the hilarity I think... Besides, I don't think I can match up the font well enough to change it... but I will try...

    Thanks for pointing it out though, I didn't notice.
    Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright at first..... Until you hear them speak.

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    See, I told you I couldn't match the font.. I am going to re-type the whole thing for the next idiot...
    Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright at first..... Until you hear them speak.

    To dream anything that you want to dream. That's the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do. That is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself to test your limits. That is the courage to succeed.” - Bernard Edmund

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    damn Lizard, raining on parades and shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MISSanthropic View Post
    damn Lizard, raining on parades and shit!
    Hey, I don't want to be handing out "Shitty Speller of the Day" awards to my beloved Demon colleagues!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post
    Hey, I don't want to be handing out "Shitty Speller of the Day" awards to my beloved Demon colleagues!
    You're right. Those belong strictly to the 'tards.

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    This chick really blows....:o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard View Post
    Damn. She WANTED her husband shot! You think it was because of the last name? Cuz that name blows.
    I have to say it...

    Someone needs to BLOW her ass away.. stupid twat.


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    Talking Well excuse the fuck out of me

    Damn... assholes... I thought it was funny... even with SOMEONE ELSE'S typo... fucking critical bastards...



    *Funkmama's got her panties in a bunch, now, thanks...
    Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright at first..... Until you hear them speak.

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    I was.... just.... kidding... you know?

    I love you all like a fat kid loves cake.
    Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright at first..... Until you hear them speak.

    To dream anything that you want to dream. That's the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do. That is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself to test your limits. That is the courage to succeed.” - Bernard Edmund

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