State Investigator Offers To Exchange His Urine For Sex

**Killroy** · September 19th, 2012, 10:10 AM

Volusia County, FL – Andrew Thomas, 32, who was a Florida Department of Children and Families (DCF) investigator, is accused of soliciting sexual favors from a woman who had purportedly failed her drug test.
He has been charged with bribery by a public servant, official misconduct and falsifying records.
Thomas, who appears to be suffering from a scorching case of alopecia, visited a 22-year-old New Smyrna mother on May 8th.* He informed her that he would love to be closing her DCF file, but that she had unfortunately failed a drug test.* He then allegedly made what must have seemed like a very attractive offer to her.
He reportedly said that he would submit his own urine as hers so she could pass the drug test in question, and all she’d have to do in return would be to let him put his penis in her.
Thomas then told the victim that he had named his penis “Mini Me” because of its head’s remarkable resemblance to the one on his shoulders.* I just made that last thing up.
“Yeah, he was scary. He seemed like he could have gotten aggressive and that’s why I was scared,” the victim told WFTV. “It’s not right.…

This article was written for dreamindemon.com - the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill - and is not allowed to be copied on other sites without permission.

"Read the full Front Page article..."

**AngelFire** · September 19th, 2012, 04:43 PM

I thought the tv station was WTFTV. Had to do a double take.

**penelopejo** · September 19th, 2012, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by AngelFire

I thought the tv station was WTFTV. Had to do a double take.

All throughout the Caylee trial I kept reading it as WTF-TV.

This brings to mind that one scene in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Really sickening.