St. Louis, MO – John Cunningham, 43, was arrested on Monday, charged with first-degree murder in the shooting death of his uncle.* The two were arguing over whether they were about to cook pork chops or pork steaks.
There’s no doubt that pig meat is serious business.* Twitter and Facebook are riddled with bacon-obsessed wastoids.* Some people would severely injure others for a good pulled-pork sandwich.* I am admittedly enamored of my porksword, though I’m not really sure that’s relevant.
It’s hard to find a good pork chop.* In my experience, they’re usually a bit dry, chewy, and lack the intense flavor I normally enjoy in my food.* A ham sandwich on rye with Swiss cheese and a spicy mustard is nice, I suppose.* Did you know that male pigs have penises that resemble corkscrews?* You can’t open a bottle of wine with them though, apparently.* Wait…what was this article about?* Oh, yes, now I remember.
John Cunningham was somewhat annoyed by the fact that his maternal uncle, Lessie Lowe, 44, kept calling their cuts of meat “pork chops” when they were clearly “pork steaks.”* Those of us “in the know” realize that pork steaks are taken from the shoulder area of the pig, whereas pork chops are from the rib/loin area.* I just Googled it.* I hadn’t a blessed clue before.…
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