Gainesville, FL – Johnny Wade Broestler, 46, was arrested on Saturday after an argument with 60-year-old neighbor Walter Liddell over rent.
Police reports indicate that Broestler entered Liddell’s dwelling as the older man slept and demanded rent money for the landlord.* The two live in separate structures on a single piece of property.* An argument ensued.
Broestler then reportedly picked up a pair of well-soiled underwear, which I presume just happened to be sitting there on the floor from one of Liddell’s previous sharting incidents, and proceeded to rub it in Liddell’s face.
“The underwear was full of poop, and he was trying to wipe it all over me,” Liddell, who offered no explanation for why he had loaded undergarments on his floor, said Monday.
Liddell says that he was able to grab the underwear and give a fecal-facial right back to Broestler.* The fight spilled out into Liddell’s driveway where a neighbor, who likely had no idea what he was getting himself into, broke it up.* Liddell then called the police.
“When the cops came by, he was still covered with the poop,” Liddell said. “He never tried to wash himself to get it off.”* [Subtext: He must be of German descent.]
Police booked Broestler into Alachua County Jail at 5:51 p.m.…

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