New York City, NY – Adam Levinson, 39 years of age and an assistant professor of urology at the Mount Sinai’s school of medicine, was nabbed on Tuesday making up-skirt videos of a woman with whom he was riding the subway.
Now, call me an unimaginative, visually stimulated boor, but if I’m in the mood to see a lady’s crotch (and I most likely am), I’m going full bore; none of this up-the-skirt, obscured-by-panties crap.* I want full nudity, legs fully splayed, and a pretty smile.
Partially obstructed views are simply not my style, except when it comes to pubic hair.* It’s not that I have a fetish for cooches that resemble Fidel Castro.* Rather, I find this Brazilian trend a bit unsettling, if only because I feel as if I’m being placed, against my will, a mere step away from pedophilia…but I digress.
I guess what I’m really trying to say here is that I totally don’t get these surreptitiously filmed videos.* To obtain the kinds of views I require, one absolutely requires a more-than-willing participant.
Where was I?* Oh, yeah, Dr. Levinson.* Well, it seems that he was riding the subway on Tuesday evening around 5 PM, holding a folded newspaper with what appeared to be a pen clipped to it when Sheldon Birthwright, 46, a construction worker who once worked for the Transportation Security Administration, noted that Levinson was performing some odd maneuvers with it.* It wasn’t long before Mr.…

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