Walmart Is No Place To Get Hot & Bothered

[Dakota Valkyrie]

The couple is facing charges of lewd and lascivious behavior and theft after they reportedly stole K-Y Jelly from Walmart and started to engage in sexual activity - groping each other under their clothing - in front of other shoppers, Hutchinson police reported.

Julian R. Call, 22, and Tina F. Gianakon, 35, were arrested at 6:54 p.m. Sunday at Walmart, 1905 E. 17th Ave. in Hutchinson.

http://www.hutchnews.com/Localregion...-in-Walmart--1

[TKaz]

Maybe it was a Double Dog Dare.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Maybe it was a Double Dog Dare.

That would explain it. I can't see any other reason to get action in the aisle of a Walmart... unless they were hoping for a cameo role on the "People Of Walmart" website.

[TheDevilIsInTheDetails]

If he had skill there would have been no need to steal the lube. ;)

[TheMorningStar]

If he had skill there would have been no need to steal the lube. ;)

Anal kinda requires it.

[princessgrandma]

I'd have been extremely happy that it remained so mild and under control. (Ha!) I had hoped that if my Daddy, who is 77, would haven gotten over his horndoggitivity by now. No such luck. He has mentioned that he met a woman and has taken her "out." We beleived that he hat gotten a woman who about retirement age but then he began gushing about "Theresa" and the fact that Theresa has a 5 year old son. The five year old made an alarm go off for my sister. Whe confronted about it, Daddy said he didn't so old that he would have to cart her around to her doctor appointments. But you know what, I am going to suggest that, if ths woman is so great, why can't she cook for him ever day? Why can't she cart him around to HIS APPOINTS AND SO FORTH???

Another thing that is dragging me down is that he is now going around and claiming that he is the top custumer for Viagra. I so don't need to here this.

I just told him he could do whatever, but I'd not want to hear shit about it, including her name, ane I don't want to be approached by someone on someday and be asked "How to you like your new mama?" The same thing happened to his daddy, except his father actually married the very young woman, a woman who thought that she just stepped right in and became his only heir and came into everything when he did. She learned differently real quick. The autioneers came in sold all the farm equipment and any parcels of land that were to be sold. She did not know that it had already been dictated as to who got what land, then the restwas to be sold. It was painful to the whole family, but she did actually get something. My granny's home and the land around it. This woman tried to stop the auction but she couldn't, even with her lawyer there.

I am kinda tired right now. Maybe I'll tell more later, like how we lost all family heirlooms b/c she threw them out before the cops got there. I don't want to go through this again. I do not care about what he does so much as what consequences it will bring. What young woman in her right might would hang around and take care of an old man and let him drool on her and take her out? I have just told him WHATEVER.....I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THERESA.

OK, no more whining. For now. "Sniff Sniff."

[princessgrandma]

I'd have been extremely happy that it remained so mild and under control. (Ha!) I had hoped that if my Daddy, who is 77, would haven gotten over his horndoggitivity by now. No such luck. He has mentioned that he met a woman and has taken her "out." We beleived that he hat gotten a woman who about retirement age but then he began gushing about "Theresa" and the fact that Theresa has a 5 year old son. The five year old made an alarm go off for my sister. Whe confronted about it, Daddy said he didn't so old that he would have to cart her around to her doctor appointments. But you know what, I am going to suggest that, if ths woman is so great, why can't she cook for him ever day? Why can't she cart him around to HIS APPOINTS AND SO FORTH???

Another thing that is dragging me down is that he is now going around and claiming that he is the top custumer for Viagra. I so don't need to here this.

I just told him he could do whatever, but I'd not want to hear shit about it, including her name, ane I don't want to be approached by someone on someday and be asked "How to you like your new mama?" The same thing happened to his daddy, except his father actually married the very young woman, a woman who thought that she just stepped right in and became his only heir and came into everything when he did. She learned differently real quick. The autioneers came in sold all the farm equipment and any parcels of land that were to be sold. She did not know that it had already been dictated as to who got what land, then the restwas to be sold. It was painful to the whole family, but she did actually get something. My granny's home and the land around it. This woman tried to stop the auction but she couldn't, even with her lawyer there.

I am kinda tired right now. Maybe I'll tell more later, like how we lost all family heirlooms b/c she threw them out before the cops got there. I don't want to go through this again. I do not care about what he does so much as what consequences it will bring. What young woman in her right might would hang around and take care of an old man and let him drool on her and take her out? I have just told him WHATEVER.....I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THERESA.

OK, no more whining. For now. "Sniff Sniff."

I seriously need to simplify here. He met Theresa at Walmart. We figured something was going on when people were seeing him at Walmart at all hour. Now this is a man who went to be by 8 PM before my mama died two and a half years ago.

Hope that makes more sense......

[Coyote]

Ok, don’t hold it in; tell us how you really feel. lol

BTW, I do know how you feel.

[unimpeachablegoodguy]

Sounds to me like they were FLICKIN EACH OTHERS BEANS!

[princessgrandma]

I seriously need to simplify here. He met Theresa at Walmart. We figured something was going on when people were seeing him at Walmart at all hour. Now this is a man who went to be by 8 PM before my mama died two and a half years ago.

Hope that makes more sense......

I would like to apologize for my last couple of posts here. I cringe when I go back and read them. I am not stupid, or your regular garden-variety idiot. I looked back at everying, including the times, and I can't even blame it on the late hour. I know, excuses, excuses, but this is what it is for whatever it is. I have had some health issues, leading to some med changes on the psych end, and I am, once again and miserably, trying to get through another adjustment period. It sucks.

I am not trying to gain sympathy, just trying to explain. Things have escalated with "that woman" and my dad, which adds to what is already perculating, and I don't know how to deal with it emotionally and mentally right now. He can't wait to get out of the house when his own great-grandkids are around, but he's buying gifts for the woman's 5 year old son.

Sorry to ramble on. It's just that sometimes I feel like I am on a runaway train. I've lived the possible scenarios b/c I am afraid of it all just sneaking up on me, and the ultimate outcome is that we are told they are married or planning it.

OK, I'm done. Thanks for allowing me to vent.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled topic...... :)