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  1. June 23rd, 2008, 09:31 PM #1
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    Hi, new here

    What's up you fucking jock straps... I'm new here, my name is Barker...
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  2. June 23rd, 2008, 09:36 PM #2
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    Are you joking and are good old Barker from before the old board went caput, or is it just a coincidence? Either way, welcome to the board mate.
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  3. June 23rd, 2008, 09:41 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by dop View Post
    Are you joking and are good old Barker from before the old board went caput, or is it just a coincidence? Either way, welcome to the board mate.
    I have no idea what you are talking about, brother



    I had to return, man... Can't stay gone from DD for too long
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    Who the fuck are you calling a jockstrap you douche nozzle?

    Anyhoo, For IBF/IGF considerations please answer the following questions:

    Age
    Sex
    dog or cats?
    Ginger or Maryann?
    vagitarian or penivore?
    Vanilla or chocolate?
    gizzards or livers?

    these are very important questions. Choose your answers carefully.

    Kathy, president of the welcoming committee
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    Awsome dude, glad you are back.
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  8. June 23rd, 2008, 09:46 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy View Post
    Who the fuck are you calling a jockstrap you douche nozzle?

    Anyhoo, For IBF/IGF considerations please answer the following questions:

    Age
    Sex
    dog or cats?
    Ginger or Maryann?
    vagitarian or penivore?
    Vanilla or chocolate?
    gizzards or livers?

    these are very important questions. Choose your answers carefully.

    Kathy, president of the welcoming committee
    27 years old
    Cats or dogs???
    Ready for my pig
    Chocolate... I guess... both are great
    Gizzards and livers are both gross



    Thanks, DOP... It's good to be back, nice to see you are well and good
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  9. June 23rd, 2008, 09:53 PM #9
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    Barker..I guess that I should say welcome back instead!!
    Jockstrap..huh?? NoI know that you can come up with something better than that!!!
    Nice to meet you..Richard Cranium!!! just joking!! Really nice to have you back at DD!!!
    Last edited by ~Absynthe~; June 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barker View Post
    27 years old
    Cats or dogs???
    Ready for my pig
    Chocolate... I guess... both are great
    Gizzards and livers are both gross

    OK. Your answers have confused me.

    I will have to turn your responses over to one of our psychologists or dream interpreters to make an adequate match.


    but Welcome anyway.
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  11. June 23rd, 2008, 10:30 PM #11
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    Hi Barker! Don't let him fool ya', he is one of our original members...he couldn't stay away forever.

    - Watch your back, I got mine
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    You're a fucking liar.
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    Guess my posts went back to 0... Jesus, man.. I'm like a new member
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    Don't know ya, but welcome back again

    "The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things, of shoes--and ships--and sealing wax--of cabbages--and kings--of why the sea is boiling hot--and whether pigs have wings."--Lewis Carroll
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    By the looks of this welcome back things just got a little more exciting!

    If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat...
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