Port St. Lucie, FL – Robert Gabriel Gernot, 54, was arrested for threatening to kick his neighbor’s ass, but only after he’d taken care some business of his own, apparently.
Gernot’s neighbor stopped by on June 17th and attempted to engage him in conversation, to which Gernot responded that he was not in any mood to talk.* And who could blame him?* After all, he’d probably been out at sea all day, dragging nets, hauling them up, and battling the elements.* Oh, wait.* That’s the Gordon’s fisherman.* Perhaps something else was bothering him, right?
At some point, it is believed that the neighbor threatened to beat Gernot’s ass, though Gernot later told a deputy that he never actually felt threatened.
Realizing that Gernot was probably in need of a break from his hectic beard-growing job, the neighbor went back home and returned with a beer and a cigarette, presumably to serve as a peace offering.* He also took care of some planting he’d promised Gernot’s mother he would do in her yard.
And that’s when Gernot started calling his own mother a “dirty whore.”* Well, that didn’t sit well with the neighbor, who urged Gernot to stop speaking about his mother like that.* According to the police report, more threats were bandied about.…

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