God arrested for selling cocaine - near a church.

[SoUncool]

Man named God arrested for selling cocaine - near a church.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/lo...d-fbf14dbab0f9

TAMPA, FL -- Whether his name is a blessing or curse the man named God Lucky Howard was arrested by undercover detectives for selling cocaine in his neighborhood.


God Lucky Howard

If the delivery of cocaine charge isn't enough Howard is charged with the delivery of cocaine near a church, a school and public housing near North Avon Avenue in Tampa.

After obtaining a warrant Police searched Howard's home and found an additional 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

The investigation began toward the end of April and led to Howard's arrest Saturday.

Howard remains in jail on $86,500 bond.

[Lizard]

He sure ain't Lucky.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

He sure ain't Lucky.

And he sure ain't God. (otherwise he wouldn't have been caught... or needed to sell coke in the first place)

[Tazzzz]

Fuck me, only in Florida does this shit happen, Who the heck names there kid "GOD" and "LUCKY" especially a crack selling thug.

I want to see him swear to God, in court " Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? so help you God ??????" Hows that work??

Funny thing is he is not the only sad ass Fuckstick, a parent gave that moniker to , state records show:

"Glory of God Cummings" of Pensacola
"God Fearing Philippe" of Lakeland
"God of Jupiter" ???? WTF!!!
"God Medeiros" of New Port Richey
"God Goldman" ???? isnt that a jewish name???
"God V. Torres" of Dade County, .

"Allahzar God Allah", 62, has been in a Lake County prison for almost a quarter century serving a life sentence for first-degree murder.

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Luckys Charges:

1 DELIVERY OF COCAINE WIHTIN 1000 FEET OF CHURCH
2 DELIVERY OF COCAINE WIHTIN 1000 FEET OF SCHOOL
3 DELIVERY OF COCAINE WITHIN 1000 FEET OF A PUBLIC HOUSING
4 POSSESSION OF COCAINE
5 POSSESSION WITH INTENT TO DELIVER COCAINE ( W/I 1000' CHURCH )
6 POSSESSION OF COCAINE WITH INTENT TO DELIV ( W/I 1000' SCHOOL)
7 POSSESSION OF COCAINE WITH INTENT TO SELL (W/I 1000' PUBLIC HOUSING )
8 POSSESSION OF COCAINE

On 10/29/2008 they set the date for the jury trial for 01/26/2009, 08:00am,

Anyhoo, Lucky made his $8,000 cash bail and is currently back on his corner selling crack cocaine.

[DarkPrincess]

Damn... I don't even wanna know what Jesus is up to.

[Morticia]

[Tazzzz]

Took me a sec to figure out what the hell there were doing.

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They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...