Woman Swears She Knows The Difference Between Penis & Drum Stick

[Dakota Valkyrie]

A 36-year-old Jacksonville man is accused of performing a sex on himself while driving south on Interstate 95 near Ormond Beach. Ronald Ayers was charged with indecent exposure on Wednesday. He denied performing the sex act, saying another driver who reported him to authorities misunderstood what he was doing while driving – using drum sticks to hit his steering wheel. Ayers told deputies that he is a drummer who commutes between Jacksonville to Daytona Beach and he frequently simulates playing the drums while driving by hitting his steering wheel with drum sticks. A woman from Flagler Beach called authorities at 8 a.m. Wednesday and said a driver later identified as Ayers was performing a sex act on himself while driving a Chevrolet Astro Van. The woman said she was driving alongside his van and she gave authorities his tag number and followed him until authorities pulled him over in Ormond Beach. When a Volusia County deputy approached his van, "he spontaneously explained that he was hitting drum sticks against his steering wheel as he drove,'' a report said. He invited the deputy to search the van. The deputy did and found two sets of wooden drum sticks between the two front seats. "The drum sticks were a natural wood color and closely resembled Ayers's own skin color,'' a report said. The deputy re-interviewed the woman and asked if it was possible that she confused Ayers's drumming for a sex act. She was adamant that she had a clear view of his penis. She stated it was not possible that she mistook the drum sticks for his penis. http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/...olet-astro-van

[Valasca]

I mean, even if it WAS his penis... It's his car.
And since when do people look at other drivers anyway? I don't. Never know who has a gun.

[Zazen]

So... not fap fap fap but tap tap tap?

[JGo555]

*Wipes brow*

Fuck am I ever safe!

THank God I was born a girl and brown.

I'da gone to jail for the same exact thing.

[ibutterflyaway]

Do you know why dogs lick their balls? Because they can. Imagine that guys flexibility if this was true....

[malq]

I had to think about this. If someone gets next to you and is driving, but peers down to see whats going on, that is negligent driving.

Now, if he was jerking off or playing drumsticks on the steering wheel, either way he would appear back with the seat down. Both ways he would have his hand pretty much in his lap and be steering with his knees. I think it is plausible he was drumming. Having a wank while you are driving is not as easy as it sounds, but can be done. :D

[Valasca]

Having a wank while you are driving is not as easy as it sounds, but can be done.

Only a man would know this. Very few women do.