Chubby Loser Nabbed Filming Hooters Girls In Dressing Area

**Killroy** · June 19th, 2012, 10:40 AM

Miami Beach, FL – Ronald Keith Rolfes, 31, was charged with video voyeurism on June 17th at the Fontainebleau hotel after allegedly planting a video recording device in an area where*Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant participants were changing.
What Rolfes probably didn’t realize is that all he really had to do to see his subjects naked was to inquire about their places of employment and visit them there after the competition was over, but he is apparently as smart as he is good-looking.
As the police report goes, two Miami police officers were at the hotel addressing a different matter when one of the pageant’s participants alerted them to the fact that she’d spotted a hidden video camera in an open backpack while she was changing into her bathing suit.
The officer,*Rosa Olivo, went to investigate the claim, finding the camera still plugged into the wall, with Rolfe in the room outside the curtained-off changing area.* She confiscated the camera and viewed the footage stored on it, which just happened to contain images of Rolfe setting it up.* Nicely done, doofus.
Rolfe, who was at the competition on behalf of Waterbabies Bikini, is not employed by the company.* According to Michael Chu, the owner, he is a “friend” who sometimes pays his own way to travel with the company on business to ensure that nobody walks off with any bikinis.* A male officer who was speaking with Rolfe after he was detained reports that he told him, “Man to man, I did it because I’ve never had a girlfriend.”
My faultless gut reaction is that this guy has never done anything like this before on other “business trips” and that he is absolutely not the pathetic mouth-breather all evidence would indicate he is.* Rather, I propose that he is a science-minded eligible bachelor who is doing some very important research on the relationship between fake tits, spray-on tans, and profoundly retarded world views.…

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