Hall County, GA – Georgia college student Celia Alchemy Savage is being held without bond in the Hall County jail on drugs, weapons and explosives charges after agents from the Federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives and the FBI raided her home yesterday.* She was due to appear in court today.
It’s unclear to me exactly what prompted the raid, but she has apparently posted a YouTube video featuring a toilet she blew up in the woods.
It just so happens that Savage and I share a hatred for toilets.* She likes to build pipe bombs and demolish them in the woods, and I like to desecrate them at least daily, usually in the morning.* Savage also boasts a love for weapons of all types, hunting, fishing, and skydiving.* What she apparently doesn’t like is government, as is evidenced by a recent public post on Facebook reading “I despise all law enforcement and any governing authority.* I am not one for selective targeting but mass destruction.”
It appears as though Celia’s father, Tommy Savage, shares her views on government.* When asked how he felt about his daughter’s arrest, he responded, “I wish the government would stay out of my business or her business or whoevers.”* This is where I differ slightly from the Savages, since when somebody high on bath salts comes to nosh on my head, I’d like to have a government representative there to shoot him dead, so I might be able to live the rest of my life with a handful of holes in place of a face.…

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