Kenneth Timmer Got All Pissy & Peed On Woman During Argument

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Kenneth Timmer

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Kenneth Timmer of Jupiter, Fla., is accused of urinating on a woman during an argument inside a mobile home on May 19.

A sheriff's deputy came to the residence to investigate "a disturbance," according to an arrest affidavit sent to The Huffington Post. The deputy met 27-year-old Meghan Johns, who was wearing a white tank-top covered with a "smelly wet liquid," the report says.

Johns told the deputy that Timmer came into the bathroom before she could finish. They started arguing and that's when Timmer started peeing, first in the toilet and then on Johns' chest, causing her to run for the phone to call police. Timmer, who appeared intoxicated, pushed Johns against the wall while they both grabbed for the phone, according to the affidavit.

The report says Timmer denied any wrongdoing, but his shorts were covered with urine, as was the floor around the bathroom. He was arrested and charged with simple battery.

The urine-soaked spat was not a quarrel between lovers. Timmer was visiting Johns' roommate when the alleged incident took place, according to the affidavit.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...html?ref=crime

[DamagedGoods]

Is there some sort of "dry" liquid I'm as yet unaware of?

[ibutterflyaway]

Is there some sort of "dry" liquid I'm as yet unaware of?

The sort of dry liquid you may be unaware of is a liquid that has dried? Like she waited hours before calling the police so her shirt was covered with a dry liquid. No? A liquid that had dried. I don't know. I think I've been out of school too long to put it into a proper sentence. Apparently her shirt was still soaking wet when the coppers showed up. Ewwwww....... man that's gross. No golden showers for me!!

PS - my sons love your avatar. They want it made into a shirt. Can you tell me what's is from? We don't plan on travelling to the 7th circle of hell anytime soon but you never know =)

[DamagedGoods]

The sort of dry liquid you may be unaware of is a liquid that has dried? Like she waited hours before calling the police so her shirt was covered with a dry liquid. No? A liquid that had dried. I don't know. I think I've been out of school too long to put it into a proper sentence. Apparently her shirt was still soaking wet when the coppers showed up. Ewwwww....... man that's gross. No golden showers for me!!

PS - my sons love your avatar. They want it made into a shirt. Can you tell me what's is from? We don't plan on travelling to the 7th circle of hell anytime soon but you never know =)

Now I've imagined sitting in a urine soaked shirt until it dries... ewww...

Ahh, and my avatar is my own drawing :D

http://swirlythings.deviantart.com/g...et=48#/d4yxscl

[TheMorningStar]

Is there some sort of "dry" liquid I'm as yet unaware of?

The martini I am drinking is quite dry.

[malq]

The sort of dry liquid you may be unaware of is a liquid that has dried? Like she waited hours before calling the police so her shirt was covered with a dry liquid. No? A liquid that had dried. I don't know. I think I've been out of school too long to put it into a proper sentence. Apparently her shirt was still soaking wet when the coppers showed up. Ewwwww....... man that's gross. No golden showers for me!!

PS - my sons love your avatar. They want it made into a shirt. Can you tell me what's is from? We don't plan on travelling to the 7th circle of hell anytime soon but you never know =)

DG is an artist and has done a lot of cool stuff over the years. I have an original DG swirly horse on my wall. Well, I got it by email and printed it, but still...I used good paper.

[malq]

About this mad pisser, he does this because he can't maintain an erection. Normal males don't exhibit this behavior.

[Aena]

So what, someone forgot to put the Cheerios in the toilet and he missed, now he is being arrested for it? WTF! /sarcasm off

[ibutterflyaway]

Now I've imagined sitting in a urine soaked shirt until it dries... ewww...

Ahh, and my avatar is my own drawing :D

http://swirlythings.deviantart.com/g...et=48#/d4yxscl

I know we're way off topic (is that a bad thing at this point?) but we really want that skull on a t shirt. My kids are 12 & 14 and don't quite know what "look" they're going for at this point. Sometimes they're preppy, sometimes little cowboys, sometimes totally sports oriented, but that skull shirt might give them the tough thug look they're looking for. As most of you know we're Mormon so they have zero street cred at this point. They just want to look cool. I will pay you tons and tons of untraceable cash. ha ha....... I will pay though. It's a super cool design and when I have a few minutes I'll check out the whole selection. Kids large/adults small or med. I wish I could create stuff like that

[VXIII]

You can get DNA from piss Im pretty sure, so what possible defense can he have other than his willy went wild.

[VXIII]

DG is an artist and has done a lot of cool stuff over the years. I have an original DG swirly horse on my wall. Well, I got it by email and printed it, but still...I used good paper.

I like this Avatar better than any Ive seen you have so far, very luxurious life you have there. I can picture you walking stiffly on your knee jointed legs like a middle aged wealthy pinnochio, Keep it, I like... I will have dreams of a wooden nazi puppet now, Thanks... I think... How do you type?

[malq]

You can get DNA from piss Im pretty sure, so what possible defense can he have other than his willy went wild.

Yes you can, according to the DNA center
http://www.forensicdnacenter.com/forensic-faqs.html

lots of interesting FAQ's about DNA what you can test and all that.



To answer your question about my avatar,
Kim Jong can type like all puppets, by string.