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    Chef Cooks, Serves His Own Genitals At Banquet

    This chef's got balls.

    Mao Sugiyama, a self-described "asexual" from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month, Calorie Lab reported.
    [...]

    Sugiyama sparked a firestorm of interest on April 8 with one tweet:

    "[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location."

    Just days after Sugiyama's 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.

    On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person was a no-show.
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    The story went viral in Japan. Some showed even more interest, while others complained. But Calorie Lab called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country.
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    WTF!!!!!!!

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    Oh Japan...
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    This is one of those things that I feel like if someone really wants to do it, they can damned well go for it .

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    >>cringe<<

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    Also, did this remind anyone else of Armin Meiwes? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

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    As a chef I really want to know how he prepared it. Since it's a muscle braising it would make a lot of sense.

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    I'd be more impressed if he chopped them off in front of the diners and then cooked them - all before passing out from blood loss. That would be worthy of Endurance.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Angels Mom View Post
    As a chef I really want to know how he prepared it. Since it's a muscle braising it would make a lot of sense.
    Prepare and enjoy
    many recipes on the web

    http://www.cooksrecipes.com/appetize...rs-recipe.html
    Rocky Mountain Oysters
    With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each "oyster." Remove the skin.
    In a large bowl or pot, dissolve 1/2 cup sugar and 3/4 cup kosher salt in 8 cups cold of water (water should cover the "oysters); add the oysters; cover and let set for 1 hour. Drain and rinse under cool water. Place "oysters" back into the bowl or pot (which has been rinsed clean) and pour enough milk over them to cover. Cover the bowl and let set for another hour. Drain and rinse well under cool water. These two steps help to draw the blood out. The milk-soak also helps to draw out the saltiness.
    Transfer "oysters" to a large pot. Add the vinegar and enough cold water to cover "oysters". Bring to a boil. Reduce heat immediately and simmer for about 6 minutes. Drain again and plunge the cooked "oysters" into large bowl of ice water. Let stand until cool.
    Slice each "oyster" into 1/4 to 1/3-inch thick ovals. Sprinkle with salt and pepper on both sides to taste.
    Place the milk in a shallow bowl. Mix the wine and hot sauce to taste in a shallow bowl. In another shallow bowl, combine the flour, cornmeal and garlic powder to taste in a shallow bowl.
    Dredge each "oyster" slice in the flour mixture. Dip into milk, then into the flour mixture. Dip into the wine mixture quickly. (Repeat procedure if a thicker crust is desired).
    Fry oysters in hot oil until golden on both sides, being careful not to overcook the "oysters", since the longer they cook the tougher they become. Serve hot.

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    He was able to feed 5 diners with his junk? That's pretty impressive, especially for an Asian.
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    So he made $3000? I feel he got gypped somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pazuzu View Post
    So he made $3000? I feel he got gypped somehow.
    Math?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pazuzu View Post
    So he made $3000? I feel he got gypped somehow.
    $1250
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    This is some crazy shit. Who is crazier, the Chef for cutting his manly bits, or the people that accepted the meal?
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    Did it come with Cream Of Some Yung Guy and Smeg Rolls?
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    "And now, if you will, my testicles slow roasted to your liking, and placed gingerly atop these button mushrooms with a sprig of Italian parsley."

    Bon appétit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    He was able to feed 5 diners with his junk? That's pretty impressive, especially for an Asian.
    The are used to sharing penis's that resemble chapstick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biteme View Post
    Math?
    LMFAO! I have no clue where I got that figure from.

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    Those diners really got a bargain, didn't they? I would've thought such a delicacy would be much more spendy.

    Imagine after dinner: "please give my compliments to the chef. That was the BEST...err, the only - " I'd really be interested in some diner reviews of this meal. Be a hell of a shame if it was only so-so, wouldn't it?

    I wonder if we can get the guy to post his recipe in the "What's for dinner" thread?
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    Before cooking:



    Another dinner pic:



    @Angels Mom: you were right: he braised.
    The rules of the 'rational world' are filled with holes. The rational world's views do not represent the bulwarks of safety, but are instead barriers to the full use of the intellect, and of the intuitions. -Seth

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    ...double

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    Quote Originally Posted by OMalley View Post
    Before cooking:



    Another dinner pic:



    @Angels Mom: you were right: he braised.
    Ahhh...he does really know how to cook! At least his man bits were tender. If he was smart he used some red wine and tomatoes when braising.

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    Japanese police are weighing up whether an 'asexual' man who cooked his own severed genitals and served them to five paying diners committed a crime, it has emerged.
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    The police probe came after the mayor of Suginami ward, the Tokyo district where the event took place, said it had involved the display of obscene objects.

    Mayor Ryo Tanaka said: 'Many residents of Suginami and elsewhere have expressed a sense of discomfort and feeling of apprehension over this.'

    A Tokyo police spokesman said she was aware of the complaint but declined to comment any further.

    Sugiyama, a painter who defines himself as 'asexual', has also not responded to the fact he could now be prosecuted.

    But he has previously confirmed the event had taken place and said it was organised to raise awareness about 'sexual minorities, x-gender, asexual people'.

    In tweets on May 18, the artist said steps were taken so his act met all relevant laws, including a ban on organ sales, processing of medical waste and even food sanitation requirements.
    [...]

    He posted pictures of the event on his blog, but later removed them and said his decision to take them down was due to ‘privacy considerations’.

    Sugiyama made guests sign a waiver so he was not responsible if they became ill after eating his genitalia.

    The dinner party organiser joked before the event that he would be posting his recipe online. Guests said that the genitalia were very rubbery and tasted of very little, CalorieLab.com reported.

    Sugiyama, who is an illustrator, has also had his nipples removed. As an asexual, his genitalia will not be replaced with artificial female ones.
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    But he has previously confirmed the event had taken place and said it was organised to raise awareness about 'sexual minorities, x-gender, asexual people'.
    I hope this catches on. This problem fixed itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    Years of therapy does this to people

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    Quote Originally Posted by biteme View Post
    Years of therapy does this to people
    So does dropping them head first from a second story window.
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    I really don't see the crime in this. He didn't want his junk and others did, everyone was of age, everyone was informed, it appears no one was harmed in a way they didn't want. It's not like he'll be a repeat offender of having his junk removed and feeding it to people, unless he's part starfish and grows new parts.

    But it is one of the most disgusting things I have seen anyone eat.

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