Kung Fu Master Gets Prison For Teaching Tactical Penis Pulling

**Killroy** · May 23rd, 2012, 12:30 PM

Ossining, NY - A New York state kung fu grandmaster and retired police officer has been sentenced to 7 years in prison for having young female pupils tug on his genitalia during martial arts lessons. Hiiiiya!
Prosecutors said four girls aged 6 to 11 reported that Frank DeMaria, 68, had them ‘grab, squeeze and pull’ on his genitals during lessons. DeMaria, a retired Westchester County police officer, defended his methods in court – insisting that he was teaching the young girls to “get rid of the modesty” and learn to kick and slap their attackers in the groin. He further insisted his methods were not an excuse to be fondled.
“There is no holding of genitals — it’s a slap,” DeMaria testified. “I was doing it to help them save their lives.”
The jury, possibly confused about the concept of life-saving sexual assault, convicted him of sexual abuse, sexual conduct with children and endangering children. He was subsequently sentenced to seven years in prison. DeMaria will also have to register as a sex offender when released.…

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**melissa222** · May 23rd, 2012, 03:19 PM

I ain't buying his excuse... no other way to get the girls to hit their attacker in the groin other than get your penis grabbed and pulled on.... um, nah that is BS!!!! and considering he is a retired police person, nasty man knew better than that crap!