I've been here forever and I ain't going away so get used to it. I smoke, drink, and ride loud motorcycles. I've been lurking more than posting for the last 6 or 8 months, but make no mistake, I've been watching you fuckers.
To all you people that have shown up while I've been lurking, I'm sorry I missed your introductions. (I'm not really sorry) Show me your tits! If you have hairy legs, show me your ol' lady's tits.
If you are easily offended, you may want to put me on your blocked list now.
One last thing. Any stories you have heard about me from the people that have been here a long time are probably true, they can't make that shit up.