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    Cool howdy fuckers

    I'm Harley-Tech,

    I've been here forever and I ain't going away so get used to it. I smoke, drink, and ride loud motorcycles. I've been lurking more than posting for the last 6 or 8 months, but make no mistake, I've been watching you fuckers.

    To all you people that have shown up while I've been lurking, I'm sorry I missed your introductions. (I'm not really sorry) Show me your tits! If you have hairy legs, show me your ol' lady's tits.

    If you are easily offended, you may want to put me on your blocked list now.

    One last thing. Any stories you have heard about me from the people that have been here a long time are probably true, they can't make that shit up.

    FUCK YOU!



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    Last edited by Harley_Tech; May 21st, 2012 at 04:17 PM. Reason: guess fuckers

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    1. Hi @Harley_Tech!

    2. Welcome back!

    3. ( . )( . )

    4. I regularly laugh at inappropriate things.

    5. Fuck you too! =D

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    "I love humanity, but I hate people." ~Edna St. Vincent Millay
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    I do not smoke. I do not drink. I do not like motorcycles. Motorcycles are loud. The noise from these machines annoys me.
    Yet know, my master, God omnipotent,
    Is mustering in his clouds on our behalf
    Armies of pestilence; and they shall strike
    Your children yet unborn and unbegot,
    That lift your vassal hands against my head
    And threat the glory of my precious crown.

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    Even with all that, I still love you Harley

    -C

    ps. I have tits and hairy legs, too bad you can't see them!

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    I hope you're saving up money for the next Gathering Of The Demons, @Harley_Tech. My husband will want to meet the man I spent those nights so near to.
    Want to see what you've missed on D'D?
    Click "New Posts" (below the Front Page tab above) to see posts you haven't read.
    Click "Mark Forums Read" on that page to clear the list.

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    PMSL, no tits but you can peruse hairy legs to your hearts desire, like to sugest the next meet is Uk, pref North based if you are paying!

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    Fuck you Harley and heeeeeyyyy!



    "...can't find the bra. Fuck it, let 'em bounce..." - carolinablue
    "...my neck huwts. I got to go to eye doctow, mom." - my daughter
    "... SHARK WEEK at my house..." - obsolete
    I was adopted by carolinablue, suck it bitches!!!
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    Fuck ya right back. :p
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    --Leonard Cohen (Beautiful Losers)

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    If I recall, there was such a lack of tits being shown to you, that you showed us yours, instead. No one sees these puppies, but if you're lucky, maybe sometime I'll hike the girls up and do a smexy shirt shot.

    In the meantime, missed your innapropriate, grouchy arse ways around here:P
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    Far Queue.
    Your form is sloppy,
    Like your buttocks, tight no more.
    Still, I like your moobs.

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    Missed your ass too. It's about you got back Fucker
    If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat...

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