Lafayette, IN – Robert Lyzenga, 55, a pastor at Sunrise Christian Reform Church, was arrested on Thursday and charged with felony voyeurism after cameras, crudely disguised as air fresheners, were found in two stalls inside the women’s restroom in the church.
It began back in February when a woman, who I assume was a parishioner, was using the crapper and noted that an “air freshener” had fallen to the floor, leaving its back cover displaced.* When she picked it up, she noted that it wasn’t an air freshener at all, but a plastic box modified to house a video recording device.* The boxes were sporting homemade, computer-printed “Glade Air-o-matic” stickers.
I’m fairly impressed that she realized what the device was, given that she probably isn’t even smart enough to know that God isn’t real.* I’m even more moved by the fact that she decided to probe further to discover a similar setup in a different stall, considering that Christians aren’t often known for their tendency to investigate much of anything.* Now I’m just being mean.
Tippecanoe County Sheriff’s police detectives downloaded data from the cameras’ memory cards, and found that they had captured two adult women and a juvenile girl using the restroom.* Normally, I associate bodily elimination fetishes with those of German heritage, though I was unable to ascertain the ethnic origins of the suspect’s last name.…

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