Man Found Bound and Blindfolded In Public Park, Awaiting Anonymous Sex

[Killroy]

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Two officers from the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources who were checking for fishing violations at Dayton Port Roadside Park in Ramsey were forced to go above and beyond the call of duty on Thursday evening when they spotted a bare-genitaled man sitting in a sling, blindfolded, with all four of his limbs secured to two trees.* And yes, I did just make up a word.
For those of us from the Dreamin’ Demon, this probably sounds like the perfect scenario for a snuff film, or at least an invitation for a passerby to perform an impromptu castration.* That, however, was not what the man, Alan Petrusson, 50, seemed to have in mind.
The officers called in some real cops, but when the arrived, Petrusson was gone, leaving only the sling and some rope behind.* They did find Petrusson’s car though, and it contained (gasp) pornographic material.
Just as the officers were about to tow the vehicle, Petrusson showed up and turned himself in, admitting that he had blindfolded and bound himself with slipknots, and was awaiting anonymous sex.* And now we know that the band Slipknot isn’t the only inherently gay thing associated with that particular type of knot.…

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[boredkatie]

This is 5 miles from my house. We live in a city that doesn't even have a downtown, it is small town suburbia. Unfortunately this park is in a very secluded area off the highway and that seems to be very appealing to the sickos. My family stays far away from the pervert playground.