Burglary Suspect Busted After Leaving His Homework At Crime Scene

[Whisper]

We really need a stupid crooks thread lately

Dallas Naljahih.

OREM, Utah (ABC 4 News) - Police say investigators were led to an assault and burglary suspect after he left some of his homework behind at the scene of the crime.

According to police, officers responded to 977 South 50 East early morning on Saturday.

Investigators met with the 75-year-old victim and his wife, who reported that he was awakened at around 4:00 a.m. by a light that was on in his office.

When he got up to check on it, Police say the victim found a man rifling through his desk, and that the suspect punched him in the face and ran away on foot.

Police say the suspect entered the home through an unlocked window, and that investigators found an abandoned back pack in the victim's back yard.

Inside the back pack, police say they found a USB drive with homework on it, identified as belonging to 18-year-old Dallas Naljahih.

Police say officers went to Dallas’ house and found him asleep on the couch, along with evidence that connected him to the burglary.

Naljahih was arrested and booked in for suspicion of Burglary, Theft, Assault, and drug possession.
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http://www.abc4.com/content/news/top...spx?hpt=ju_bn6

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[JGo555]

I'm not going to be too mad at him because:

HE DID HIS HOMEWORK... or so it appears, AND

HE IS A TEENAGER AWAKE AT 4am while most of them think that THAT time is bedtime, AND

HE RAN AWAY, so he was awake at quite the early hour & worked up a sweat running.

With that said,

" BRUTO, BRUTO, BRUTO, BRUTO" *said in a singsong voice*

(Dumbass 4x)

[Killroy]

OREM, Utah –*I’m sure most of us have heard or used almost every excuse known to man regarding missing homework, but a*teen in Utah had an excuse for his missing homework that was as stupid as it was valid — police were holding it as evidence.
Early Saturday morning, police responded to a residence and met a 75-year-old man and his wife who said they woke up to sounds of someone inside their home. When the elderly man went to investigate why a light was on in his office, he encountered a teenager rifling through his desk.
Caught red-handed and cornered, the teen punched the old man in the face before fleeing the scene on foot.
“He hit me in the eye, broke my glasses,” the victim said. “Then he hit me a second one right there in the eye too.”
As police looked around the scene, they found the burglar had*entered*the home through an unlocked window. They also found an abandoned backpack in the man’s backyard that contained an item that helped speed up their investigation substantially.
The backpack contained a USB*drive with 18-year-old Dallas Naljahih’s*homework on it.
Police made a visit to Naljahih’s home and found him sleeping on the couch along with a camera stolen from the victim’s home.…

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[Dakota Valkyrie]

"The cops confiscated my homework" sure beats the dog eating it excuse.