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    Smartest woman in the WORLD.

    If only we all listened to her, life would be perfect. Mine silkworms? Mindblowing! Make things? Put them in stores?! Revolutionary! You can freeze fruit and vegetables?! Why has no one told us this before?? The food is free!! FREE I tell you!




    I can't believe someone seems to have clapped for her at the end
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    OH.

    MY.

    GOODNESS.

    I'm sure her parents are proud of her. The rest of the human race is uncomfortable as all hell. But her parents are proud. Sheesh.
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    ha aha!" she sonds like me aftere I've had a bottle of wine! which was FREEEEEEEEE, cos tis a fruit and vegeatalbe and it was mined by silek worlms! ha ha!!!
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    Its Santa Cruz folks, stone & surf, the crop is doing well, and she smoked some on the boardwalk just before the meeting

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    See because if we freeze stuff, yeah it turns to ice, and then it would be free to chill your drinks. Drinks, I have drinks on Fridays when I go to Happy Hour. Happy? Oh yeah I am truly happy that stuff can be frozen and made into pretty things that sparkle. Sparkle? I like shiny stuff, especially if I make it with my own hands cause then it be free.

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    Reminds me of a Miss USA contestant answering the final question...the only thing she forgot to say was gag me with a spoon LOL

    It's free, all we have to pay for is the land and the farmers LOL
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    I am not going to ever going to the East Coast unless someone guarantees me that I will not end up as one of those slaves she mentioned.
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