If only we all listened to her, life would be perfect. Mine silkworms? Mindblowing! Make things? Put them in stores?! Revolutionary! You can freeze fruit and vegetables?! Why has no one told us this before?? The food is free!! FREE I tell you!
I can't believe someone seems to have clapped for her at the end
TheMorningStar : I hear that my meat always smells damned tasty
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OH.
MY.
GOODNESS.
I'm sure her parents are proud of her. The rest of the human race is uncomfortable as all hell. But her parents are proud. Sheesh.
Your form is sloppy,
Like your buttocks, tight no more.
Still, I like your moobs.
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ha aha!" she sonds like me aftere I've had a bottle of wine! which was FREEEEEEEEE, cos tis a fruit and vegeatalbe and it was mined by silek worlms! ha ha!!!
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
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Its Santa Cruz folks, stone & surf, the crop is doing well, and she smoked some on the boardwalk just before the meeting
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See because if we freeze stuff, yeah it turns to ice, and then it would be free to chill your drinks. Drinks, I have drinks on Fridays when I go to Happy Hour. Happy? Oh yeah I am truly happy that stuff can be frozen and made into pretty things that sparkle. Sparkle? I like shiny stuff, especially if I make it with my own hands cause then it be free.
Thank you for your time....Now SHUT THE FUCK UP
This bitch is baked...her not me...well I will be soon and then I will go to the Council meeting in Los Angeles with that same rant.
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Reminds me of a Miss USA contestant answering the final question...the only thing she forgot to say was gag me with a spoon LOL
It's free, all we have to pay for is the land and the farmers LOL
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I am not going to ever going to the East Coast unless someone guarantees me that I will not end up as one of those slaves she mentioned.
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I have to wonder if she really truly thought she was making ground breaking revelations. Where in the flying hell did she get the idea that land is free in California? Or that fruits and vegetables are free? Or that the east coast has slaves?
Between her and crazy gay rant lady my head is going to explode.
TheMorningStar : I hear that my meat always smells damned tasty
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DG, it IS free, all you have to do is pay the farmers for the food...and the land. DUH.
Had to do it:P
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I wtf'd that with that nifty button... but that wasn't enough to express myself properly. So here:
Seriously... wtf. US Americans? People can't find the states on maps because they don't have maps? And so the US education system should help South Africa, Iraq and the "Asian countries" so that Americans can "build up" their future. What the hell was that supposed to be about?
And thanks... because Crazy Gay Rant Lady, and Stoned Free Fruit Bitch weren't fucking with the fragile threads of my sanity enough.
TheMorningStar : I hear that my meat always smells damned tasty
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@DamagedGoods, I tried to rep you and instead I think I accidentally reported your post to the DD Police. I had some of the free crops the Santa Cruz idiot was talking about and now I am not well. Oh and contrary to what idiot said, they weren't free....So my apologies. I hope you don't do hard time.
The World is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing...Albert Einstein
Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
I also got my finger stuck in a "Pocket Pussy"...carolinablue
Have a great one and dont let a penis and set of balls ruin your day....Whisper
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I think I'm overtired. That pic and the WTF quote started me off giggling. Then I WTF'd you and saw "Un-WTF" and cracked up again. Fuck is apparently really hilarious right now. What the fuck?!
K, gonna go before I start making turtle orgasm noises
Dakota Valkyrie : You don't have FBI in Canada. It would probably be the Royal Mounted Child Porn Cadets or some other gang dressed up with cool hats that came in shooting up your pussy
Slaves!? on the east coast!? Seriously!? Dang, I guess someone forgot to tell us folks on the East Coast, I been picking my own cotton!! Here on my large Tara-like plantation in Georgia.
I just didn't believe there were truly people in the world that assinine ,idiotic, and just stupid, but I was wrong and I admit it.
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A regular Mensa Member, Mensa in Spanish actually is a derogatory term for stupid or slow witted, she could have been just nervous too, I know people who will go on and on in a crowd of people saying stupid shit if they get nervous then just go sit in the corner and STFU, they know they sound stupid but once the stupidity gets rolling it cant stop, then they try to sound smarter and make it worse, Best thing to do is take a public speaking class I imagine. Ive had to give presentations at a few jobs Ive had, so since I knew I would get nervous I would just make a Powerpoint presentation and fiddle with my computer while explaining my ideas.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one...
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