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    Seventy Year Old Virgin Is Ready


    Cabaret singer Pam Shaw said she has always been too busy working to find a man.

    And even though she sings under the saucy name The Sexational Pam — and has rubbed shoulders over the years with sex symbols of the time like Tom Jones and Roger Moore — she has never hopped between the sheets.
    Pam explained she does not believe in sex before marriage. And as she has stayed single there was no question of losing her virginity.
    But she said: “Now’s the time. I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke. “My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire.
    “I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins.”
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    Good for her for choosing to wait but 70 years?!

    I would think it would be a good idea to just give it away long before it can cause a freakin heart attack or repulsion at the very idea at it.

    But she said: “Now’s the time. I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke.“My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire.
    “I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins.”
    At 70, I'm guessing tall, dark and handsome is going to be limited..... and there's not many who will propose banking on a "maybe"?!

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    Tall dark, handsome millionaires, prefer uber young trophies with lots of loving experience

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    Well shit, I am looking for the same kind of man!
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    I think she only shagged much older men when she was younger and now that she's 70, she's banking on all of them being dead or too senile to remember, and putting herself out there for the publicity and trying to hook a rich husband. Smart lady.

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