Joseph Glynn - Naked On Unicycle - Arrested For Unlawful Display Of Kickstand

[kniption]

Naked man on unicycle cited in Kemah

KEMAH, TX -- Police say a naked man riding a unicycle on a Houston-area bridge has been accused of distracting drivers and creating a hazard.

Kemah police Chief Greg Rikard says 45-year-old Joseph Glynn Farley of Clear Lake has been charged with indecent exposure. Farley was jailed Thursday on the misdemeanor count, with bond set at $1,500.

Rikard says Farley was not intoxicated or impaired when he was arrested Wednesday afternoon in the buff on a bridge that links Kemah and Seabrook.

Rikard says Farley told officers that he liked the way it felt. His clothes were found at the base of the bridge.

The police chief says Farley had been falling off the unicycle and into traffic.

Online jail records did not list an attorney for Farley.

source - http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?se...cal&id=8655824

[cubby]

He just found a new way to choke his chicken, while dodging cars on a bridge while riding on and falling off of a unicycle, a potential Darwin Awards recipient in action.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

No helmet either (at least not on his big head). Not that he really needed it. Brain damage would probably be an improvement.

[Zazen]

Rikard says Farley told officers that he liked the way it felt

Granted, I was already laughing but that line nearly killed me. There's really not too much you (even you, kniption!) can do to make this even more ridiculous.

Wait, I retract that. He could have been wearing a clown wig and squeaky nose.

[Silvahalo]

That's a big wheel of a unicycle. He should go smaller, you know so not to compete.

[sanityslipping]

Totally misread something...

First thought he was wasted unicycling, which would take mad skills, and I was impresseed. But apparently he was sober. Which does not explain the nekkidness.

Either way, Man's got balls... that I'd prefer not to see.