Dreams In Life Are Great But This Is NOT How To Handle Them Not Coming True

[Dakota Valkyrie]

The 22-year-old man accused of robbing an Inver Grove Heights bank last week is a former Division 1 college football player who told authorities he was struggling with the realization he did not make pro.

Christopher Lamarque Miller, a former defensive back at Missouri State University, was arrested at his Inver Grove Heights apartment shortly after robbing Bremer Bank on Cahill Avenue, according to a criminal complaint in Dakota County District Court.

Miller told police he had planned on playing in the NFL until he was injured and that he had been "struggling with the fact that he is not a rich and successful football player," the criminal complaint reads.

He also apologized to police, calling the robbery a "big mistake," and told them the money was at his apartment. The cash was recovered.

Miller played football for Missouri State University in 2007 before leaving the team and school midway through the 2008 season, an athletic department spokesman said.

http://www.twincities.com/localnews/...-grove-heights

According to his college profile, he was studying psychology. He should have stuck it out.
He also fancies himself a fashion designer on LinkedIn. Guess that didn't work out either.


I'm still struggling with the fact that I didn't marry a rich rock idol.

[JGo555]

I'm struggling with the fact that:

I am not a Spice Girl.

I did not become a singer.

I can't sing all girly & shit.

I can't act like Natalie Portman.

I'm not a size 7.

I'm not married to Zac Hanson or Jonathan Taylor Thomas or Alfonso Herrera.

I'm struggling with the fact that I have curly hair instead of straight or wavy hair that it's quite unfashionable unless I spent a minimum of 3 hours styling it in order to be "in".

I'm struggling with the fact that I can't have my body the same way it was after popping out kids.

I guess if I'm struggling with all this shit, I should be able to go on a crime spree bender of 3 months.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Now he's going to have to struggle with the fact that he sucks as a bank robber too.