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    Politician Seeks Cannibal To Get Friend's Wife & Daughter Out Of The Way

    A Swiss politician has been accused of advertising for cannibals to kill and eat the mother and daughter of a policeman friend going through a ‘tricky’ divorce.

    Hans Ulrich Rudel, a convicted murderer, allegedly sought a ‘sadistic master or butcher who can educate us mindless creatures.’

    Rudel, 53, is said to have placed the German language ad in the names of his best friend's wife, Patricia Joachim, 27, and her 12-year-old daughter.

    It added: ‘We are keen to meet gentlemen interested in slaughter and dolce who would like to roast us on a spit.’

    Rudel, a founder of a local conservative party, later told police that ‘dolce’ – the Italian word for ‘sweet’ - was his term for cannibalism.

    Previously, he had served a decade in jail for the ritualistic killing of a young woman in 1988 - he shot her and then impaled her body on a tree branch.

    Both he and Joachim – his co-founder of a branch of the Swiss conservative party BDP in Embrachertal - were members of a sado-masochistic club.

    Rudel, who worked in the town planning office, was known as ‘Marquis el Diablo’ who specialised in spanking, whippings and ‘hot wax’ torture.

    Rudel, who goes on trial tomorrow, told police after his arrest in 2010 that he posted the ad in the hope that someone ‘would get the wife out of the way.’
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    Some two dozen people responded to the small ad on the Internet, one offering a ‘special dungeon’ on his farm that he could use.

    Another described himself as an ‘ideal and very experienced master butcher.’

    Rudel chose him for his macabre scheme and replied, enclosing photos of the would-be victims.

    But the master butcher turned out to be an undercover policeman.
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    Joachim spent several weeks inside but was freed after police said he had no idea about the murder plot.
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    NONE of that sounded like a leader of any conservative political party I know... them Swiss must be some freaky weird people... and the thought that "conservatives" actually "followed" him... wow! and he should have known it was a policeman considering the fact he made up his "own language" by using the word "sweet" for cannibalism... yeah everyone caught on to that real quick... um ok...

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    *Note to Self* - Do not piss off any Swiss people.

    The Swiss are very imaginative. You gotta admit, this is way more intriguing and original than sitting in some guys car offering to pay him $2000 to off your spouse and make it look like a botched robbery. And I'm glad he chose the undercover cop to do the deed rather than just one of the random crazy people who answered the ad.

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    Does that mean his "freakiness" was well known by the conservative party or are they just finding out?

    Did the policman friend know he put that ad out?

    If he's so into S&M & his "friend" was having divorce problems, is that indicative in any way to how the wife & daughter were treated/living? Kind of like, birds of a feather sort of assumption.

    And if I used "sweet" instead of "cannibal" I wouldn't tell the police!!!

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    I smell the makings of a really good movie.
    "We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.” - John Lennon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obsolete View Post
    I smell the makings of a really good movie.
    Book first, then movie.

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    Good fucking great. Now add the fear of becoming dinner to the list of shit that may happen to you while going through a divorce. That is all I needed to read.
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