""There hasn't been this much cannibalism going on since the Donner party." ~ My husband
"Besides girls, if a boy really likes you he'll find a way to drag his fake penis to you. " TKaz
"If someone would just reanimate the dead, I could have six-pack abs." Patton Oswald
If you wanna live life on your own terms, ya gotta be willin' to crash and burn.