Patricia Krentcil Takes Her Kindergartener Tanning; Lands WTF Mugshot

[Pazuzu]

I can't stop laughing. I think it may be a semi-hysterical, frightened giggle, but it is definitely laughter.

[Saffron]

I was never super tan but I've got a fairly dark complexion for a 50% Welsh 50% Northern German person (one of my German great grandmas was Jewish). I was one of the first people to stop tanning in the 80s because I wanted to be Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran. Before that, I never got even pink at all. I do have a picture from second grade where I'm nearly as dark as this nut job because it was the 70s and I swam 18 hours a day for 3 months with no lotion (heck, most lotions then actually were meant to enhance the tan) never even pink. Now I burn at the drop of a hat with 50+ SPF... I blame the corpse-like pallor I obsessed over for 20 years.

[Nell]

If she is the victim of a witch hunt looks like they already struck the match.

[TheMorningStar]

[Pazuzu]

It can't just be me. 52-Blackface.jpg

[Kitty]

I won't tan. I'll just stay my fair and pasty Irish self. Besides, tanning brings out my freckles. But to take a little girl in there and have her get burnt? People boggle my mind. I'd rather be a cylon.

Honey, if you were a cylon you would be a toaster, not toast. <3

[VXIII]

so bland, against the right wall color she could be invisible, same skin, lip and hair color, put on burnt toast colored cloting and she'd be invisibly camaflogued, just stop making the faces, your 25 minutes of fame isnt exactly anything you shoulf be proud of, I feel sorry for the child, No Mommy, I dont want to look like you...

[VXIII]

'Tanning Mom' Lashes Out
I'm the Victim OF A WITCH HUNT!!!



Priceless video: http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/03/tannin...rentcil-video/

Well in the video she doesnt look all that dark,could the media have manipulated her skin color with photoshop or something to make her look darker? She does seriously needs some lipstick though, and to see a hair colorist, she appears to be stuck back in th 60s or 70s when they wore white lipstick, never understood that style, my mom did it too and my mom was a naturallly cocoa brown. The hideous looks women come up with that pass as beauty and we dont do it for men, we do it for each other.

p.s. Maybe Cr, Phil or Oprah will give her a makeover... she could use one.

[Rockin Ma]

so bland, against the right wall color she could be invisible, same skin, lip and hair color, put on burnt toast colored cloting and she'd be invisibly camaflogued, just stop making the faces, your 25 minutes of fame isnt exactly anything you shoulf be proud of, I feel sorry for the child, No Mommy, I dont want to look like you...

Actually, I bet her daughter thinks her mommy is beautiful.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Well in the video she doesnt look all that dark,could the media have manipulated her skin color with photoshop or something to make her look darker?

I think it was a combination of lighting and over-applied bronzer. The woman has no clue what she looks like to the rest of the world.

Even in high school she was half-baked.

Tanorexic New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil has been abusing UV rays since at least her freshman year — and a classmate told The Post she was just as nutty back then.

“She was wacky, she was crazy,” said a friend from Cold Spring Harbor HS, where Krentcil spent the 1982-83 school year. “There was just some strangeness about her.”

In a yearbook photo, Krentcil flashed a big smile beneath her supple blond curls — with her skin abnormally dark even for a Long Island beachgoer.

Back then, she was known for experimenting with boys, drugs, alcohol — and yes, tanning.

“I do remember her being on the tan side. She definitely had some color,” said the classmate.

“We would go to the beach, but fake-tanning was never a thing.”
[...]

Her case drew the attention of “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, who called the leathery mom a “crazy b---h.”

Krentcil slapped back at the trashy TV star yesterday, calling her “the biggest a-hole in the world. She’s fake, she’s fat, her [breasts] are fake — she’s disgusting!”

“When this is all said and done, I’d like to meet up with ‘Snoopy,’ ” she added.

Snooki refused to comment.

Free on $25,000 bail, Krentcil spent another day staggering around Nutley, slurring her words and repeatedly claiming she is a “great mom.”

She dropped by a lawyer’s office in Bloomfield and went shopping at Target, where she looked at dresses for young girls.

When asked if she was getting any tanning supplies, she told a reporter, “I’m going to buy extra [tanning] cream.”

Krentcil later watered the grass outside her modest home and washed the family van, wearing a spaghetti-strap tank top and a short ruffled skirt that left little to the imagination.

“She is a nutjob,” said a former clerk at Kelly’s Liquor Store, where Krentcil and her husband buy three-gallon jugs of wine two or three times a week.

“Every time she was in, it was like she was on something,” added the clerk, who no longer works at the store.

Camden County court officials yesterday said Krentcil is no longer on probation on a 2000 conviction for credit-card theft, forgery and theft for writing bad checks.

A warrant went out for her arrest in 2001 after she failed to appear at a probation hearing. She paid $4,000 restitution to settle the case last month.

That same year, Krentcil filed for bankruptcy as she racked up 22 different liens or judgements against her. But, she says, it’s everybody’s fault but her own.

“It’s all my ex-husband!” she claimed yesterday.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/t...Fl9opevTFv00WN

[LadyCygnet]

I see. She's one of those types. I feel even more sorry for her kid now.

She was rather pretty as a high schooler, though. It's a pity that all of that bleaching did as bad a number on her hair as the tanning did on her skin.

[sugarfree irony]

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...panties-photos

Krentcil, who spent the morning shopping at her local Target store, let it all hang out by going braless under a tight tank top and wearing an incredibly short skirt that exposed her matching white panties, while she tended to her shrubbery.

She does not look as dark in these pictures .

[spinst]

[HeatherHabilatory]

Attention whore.

[LeaveMeBe]

Apparently there was a spoof of her on SNL this past weekend during their news segment. A reporter was interviewing her. I didn't see it but I heard the clip on the radio this morning and laughed myself silly. She claimed that everybody was jealous of her and they didn't need to be because they could all look like her and the reporter replied "like a baseball glove?" She told him that her beauty routine was called the baseball skincare and that she scrubbed her face with Murphy's Oil Soap every night, put a baseball in her mouth and slept with her head squished between the mattresses.

[moonlilly1981]

My son told his teacher last year I hit him in the head with a frying pan. They sent out social services to investigate, but that dosnt mean I hit him in the head with a frying pan. Kids stretch the truth and make up stories, it's what they do. She comes from a home where her nut job mama tans all the time. This is normal for her, but that doesn't mean the little girl was actually tanning.

PS,
Tanning booths are the microwaves for skin cancer. Just like a microwave cooks food faster. Tanning booths help grow skin cancers faster.

[gee]

Apparently there was a spoof of her on SNL this past weekend during their news segment. A reporter was interviewing her. I didn't see it but I heard the clip on the radio this morning and laughed myself silly. She claimed that everybody was jealous of her and they didn't need to be because they could all look like her and the reporter replied "like a baseball glove?" She told him that her beauty routine was called the baseball skincare and that she scrubbed her face with Murphy's Oil Soap every night, put a baseball in her mouth and slept with her head squished between the mattresses.

Now that's funny

[Shadow]

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...panties-photos



She does not look as dark in these pictures .

Do I see a 'muffin top'? And she has the nerve to call other people fat? How self-deluded!!!


~shadow

ps: and yes bitch, I did say you are self-deluded. Get a clue, you ain't hot. You ain't even semi-pretty.. You are FUGLY. I hope you google yourself and find this article and read it. I feel so sorry for your children. Your husband needs to grow a pair and leave your alligator skin-to-matching handbag and shoes ass. Btw, I might be a fatty but at least I'm REAL.

[sugarfree irony]

ps: and yes bitch, I did say you are self-deluded. Get a clue, you ain't hot. You ain't even semi-pretty.. You are FUGLY. I hope you google yourself and find this article and read it. I feel so sorry for your children. Your husband needs to grow a pair and leave your alligator skin-to-matching handbag and shoes ass. Btw, I might be a fatty but at least I'm REAL.

I fake the fat thing . I'm totally in it for the floral printed dresses that have flowers bigger than my head

[Shadow]

I fake the fat thing . I'm totally in it for the floral printed dresses that have flowers bigger than my head

*hi five* LOL

~shadow

[moonlilly1981]

ps: and yes bitch, I did say you are self-deluded. Get a clue, you ain't hot. You ain't even semi-pretty.. You are FUGLY. I hope you google yourself and find this article and read it. I feel so sorry for your children. Your husband needs to grow a pair and leave your alligator skin-to-matching handbag and shoes ass. Btw, I might be a fatty but at least I'm REAL.

What I am wondering, cause it is what I do....Does she maybe have some sort of mental health disorder. I've heard her referred to as a "tanorexic", but maybe there is some truth to that.

[LadyCygnet]

What I am wondering, cause it is what I do....Does she maybe have some sort of mental health disorder. I've heard her referred to as a "tanorexic", but maybe there is some truth to that.

Yes, she most likely has some sort of body dysmorphic disorder.

As for her husband, he may have some sort of beef jerky fetish.

[Capitan Obvious]

anyone think she looks like Mog from Spaceballs????

[Dakota Valkyrie]

The New Jersey mom accused of child tanning abuse is still riding her fifteen-minutes-of-fame wave. Now she's inspired the Tanorexic doll. It's made by HeroBuilders.com and costs $30. "Yes of course she inspired it," said Hero Builder founder, Emil Vicale. "Why would I make something as hideous as this?! "This is our first ugly doll," Vicale said, laughing. Maybe this is a new genre for us!" [...] Vicale, who runs his spoof-doll operation out of Connecticut, thinks ugly might just pay off. "Maybe this is our new thing. Maybe ugly is in this year." http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...150597995.html

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Patricia Krentcil got so tan, she’s now on a blacklist.

At least 63 local tanning salons have banned the 44-year-old mom of four — saying she’s giving the industry a bad name.

Some salons have even put wanted-style posters behind their counters alerting staffers to keep her from getting past their front doors.
[...]

James Oliver, owner of Beach Bum Tanning — who ordered the ban in all his 53 metropolitan-area stores — said, “absolutely, we would not allow her to tan.

“It’s very hard for these people who have these compulsive addictions to stop on their own,” Oliver added. “You really have to step in and say, ‘You shouldn’t be doing this.’ ”

A poster with Krentcil’s picture is displayed at Oliver’s store in Saddle Brook, NJ. It alerts employees: “Please don’t allow her to tan here. Nicely inform her that we don’t support her actions.’’

Bloomfield, NJ’s Bodies in Heat Tanning Salon and Planet Sun Tanning’s chain of eight stores in Jersey have also put out the not-welcome mat.

Krentcil yesterday said she hadn’t heard about the bans.

“Somebody put a picture in the windows of me? My attorney will find out,” she barked.

“It’s stupid,” she said of the bans.

A manager at City Tropics Tanning Salon — where Krentcil allegedly took her daughter — said he asked her to lie low and avoid dropping by for a while.

She was last seen at the store on April 22.

“Since then, I think she might be using that lotion stuff that body builders use,” said the manager, who identified himself only as Anthony.

“It makes them look like tree bark.”

But Krentcil has not been banned from his shop — which boasts a new sign: “No Children Allowed.’’
[...]

“My daughter went to a dermatologist to show it wasn’t from a tanning bed,” Krentcil said.

Mediterranean Tan shop manager, Monica McNulty, said she would have to consult her lawyer on whether banning Krentcil is legal. But if she gets an OK, she will.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/b...pyoRfmwRcPGyQL

[LadyCygnet]

Somebody put a picture in the windows of me? My attorney will find out,” she barked.

Newsflash, lady: you don't own the copyright to every picture of you. Tanning salons have the right to ban you for your own good, especially if you're starting to resemble an overcooked hot dog.

“My daughter went to a dermatologist to show it wasn’t from a tanning bed,” Krentcil said.

Pardon my ignorance, but is it really possible to tell tanning from the sun apart from tanning in a bed?

A manager at City Tropics Tanning Salon — where Krentcil allegedly took her daughter — said he asked her to lie low and avoid dropping by for a while.

In addition to laying low, she may want to start keeping her mouth shut. At this point, she's just embarrassing herself further every time she opens her mouth.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Pardon my ignorance, but is it really possible to tell tanning from the sun apart from tanning in a bed?

I thought about that too when I posted it. I did a quick search but didn't feel like wading through all the crap that "dermatologist" and "tanning" brought up (despite trying to limit it with other keywords).

My best guess is "maybe". When you look at a person that has tanned just from being outdoors, part of them is usually more tan (nose, shoulders). There are parts of them that are not tan and others that are less tan (underside of arms, where clothes/shoes are). Most folks that use salons or lie out out or work a lot in the sun have a more even all-over roasted look. So maybe a dermatologist can tell by the pattern.

[TheMorningStar]

The case of Patricia Krentcil, the deeply tanned New Jersey mom accused of bringing her young daughter into a tanning booth, has been referred to a grand jury.
This development comes as new pictures of the 44-year-old woman surfaces, showing the leathery mom years before she deep fried her skin with heavy doses of ultraviolet rays.
Krentcil, who became the target of public ridicule for her unnatural complexion and wild media appearances, was due in state Superior Court today, the Star-Ledger reported.
Prosecutors charged her with child endangerment for allegedly allowing her daughter, 6, to get a sunburn at a tanning salon in April.
The hearing was cancelled, however, because the Essex County Prosecutor's office referred the case to a grand jury instead.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1568707.html

[AngelFire]

This burnt weinie inspired me to wear as much sunblock as I can.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

New Jersey's “Tan Mom” wasn’t always a burnt umber: her husband confirmed Tuesday that her fresh-faced old glamour shots circulating on the Internet are genuine.

“Yeah, those are her. They’re from a long time ago,” Rich Krentcil said of the pretan photos of his wife, Patricia.

“She took them at some modeling place. I don’t know where it’s at. That was a while ago,” he said.

“She’s obviously not as tan in that. But it is definitely her.”

The photos show off dewy pale skin and a toned bikini body — a striking contrast to the unnatural darkness of her face now.

Rich Krentcil said he thought the photos were at their home.

“She probably gave them to someone,” he said.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/...icle-1.1090611