Drunk Teen Arrested After She Bit Her Mother Then The Family Dog

[Whisper]

Analise J. Garner

A Lake in the Hills woman bit the family dog after returning home drunk over the weekend, police said Monday.

Analise J. Garner, 19, of the 300 block of Village Creek Drive, was charged with animal cruelty, domestic battery and underage drinking. Police were called to her home around 4 a.m. Sunday after neighbors reported loud screaming and pounding, Sgt. Mike Smith said.

Police said Garner scratched and hit her 37-year-old mother in the face and also bit her on the right hand. Police said the family’s 80-pound English bulldog had three bite marks on its back. Puncture marks were visible against the dog’s white fur, police said.

“The bulldog finally did bite her back in self-defense,” Smith said. “There were no charges against the dog.”

However, because Garner received medical attention for the dog bite, Smith said the incident was reported to the village’s animal control department.

Garner was released Monday from McHenry County jail after posting bail on $3,000 bond. She is due in court again on May 23.
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http://triblocal.com/lake-in-the-hil...man-bites-dog/

[kniption]

Sad, sure. ...but it is clear that Analise needs to be put down.

[newstarshipsmell]

“There were no charges against the dog.”

lol @ cop humor.

Seriously, though, I really hope Animal Control takes no action towards the dog. I'm assuming that it tried to intervene to protect the mother? Or was the daughter so batshit insane and/or drunk that biting the dog seemed like a good follow-up to hitting mom?

[Zazen]

Fur munching done wrong. /headshake

[Whisper]

Sad, sure. ...but it is clear that Analise needs to be put down.

Thats why I love you so much you think like me,scary kinda eh??

[Killroy]

LAKE IN THE HILLS, Ill – A teen in Illinois was arrested after she came home drunk, bit her mother and then bit the family dog several times.
Officers were responding to a home at around 4 a.m. Sunday*after neighbors called to report loud screaming and pounding. There they*encountered a 37-year-old woman who had been physically assaulted by her 19-year-old daughter, Analise J. Garner.
She said the pair had gotten into an argument after Garner arrived home late and drunk.*This altercation resulted in Garner punching her mother in the face and biting her hand. But she wasn’t the only one in the home to be assaulted by Garner’s mouth.
Police Garner also chewed on the family’s 80-pound English bulldog. According to police, there were several visible bite marks*on the dog. As a result, the dog*bit back and Garner was treated at the scene for a bite wound on her arm. Because the dog bit her, standard procedure dictated animal control be notified.
“The dog was defending himself,” police Sgt. Mark Smith*said. “She’d already bit him a few times. The dog was not charged.” o_O
Garner was arrested and charged with animal cruelty, two counts of domestic battery and underage drinking. She has since been*released on $3,000 bond and will be back in court on May 23.…

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