Jacksonville, FL – The man to the left is 61-year-old James Hines, and he apparently doesn’t appreciate it when a group of six whippersnappers doesn’t take the game of golf quite as seriously as he does.* On Saturday, at the 18th hole of Jacksonville Beach Municipal Golf Course, after a round of golf I can only imagine Hines would describe as “frustrating,” things got a little dicey.
Hines, who boasts veteran status at the course, had complained that the group in front of his own foursome was taking too long.* Murdock Hampe, 27, would later tell police that Hines first told them, “You need to respect your elders.”* Hines is obviously an old-school throwback from the Little Rascals-era of being a geriatric ass-hat.
Hampe was celebrating the May 5th wedding of Donald Salsbery with a group of four others, some of whom had only recently learned to play golf.* They’d met up with Salsbery at the course after enjoying a few adult beverages at a local bar.* Police indicate that none of the partygoers was intoxicated.* A witness to the incident, Justin Ravel, says that one of the women in Hines’s group had indicated that they’d grown frustrated over the younger group’s propensity for lollygagging and driving on the greens.* She, too, was apparently ticked off.…

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