Salt Lake City, UT - A robbery attempt went south after a store clerk with a crowbar tested the resolve of a*perpetrator*who claimed to have a gun. The wannabe robber was apprehended a short time later after a police chase by car and foot.
According to police, Michael Gagon walked into a Fresh Market gas station convenience store and demanded money after saying he had a gun in his belt. Police said, in response, the female clerk produced a crowbar and told Gagon, “You’d better be a good shot.”
With his planned robbery now presumably streaming down his leg in both liquid and… well… semi-liquid form, the suspect fled the scene in a vehicle he had reportedly carjacked from a Papa John’s delivery guy. With no other pressing business to attend to, the clerk made a note of Gagon’s vehicle and called police.
News reports said Gagon ended up on a dead end street with police in pursuit. *Police said that he abandoned the vehicle and went into a residential area on foot. Gagon is reported to have run through backyards and, in one case, through a home with the residents inside watching him go by. Run Michael! Run!…

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