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    Marek Olszewski Left Toothless After Breakup With Dentist Girlfriend

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    A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.

    Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.

    She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out.

    She then wrapped his head and jaw in a bandage to stop him opening his mouth and said there had been complications and he would need to see a specialist.

    The dentist, who works in Wroclaw, Poland, said: ‘I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.

    'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'
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    'She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.

    'I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.

    'But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.

    'The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth.

    'And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something.’

    Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail.
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    Poland, good thing she wasn't his urologist too.
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    Good for her. LOL!

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    I know I'm going to hell but that shit right there is funny!

    What did he expect from her? What a maroon!

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    Posted before refreshing to read all the replies . Said what malq said .
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    He's an idiot for going to his ex girlfriend for dental care after breaking up with her for another woman.
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    'The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth.
    My husband just told me this one and we couldn't quite laughing. I feel guilty for but can't help myself. Lol, this guy must be a real douchebag is all I know.
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    I fell like disliking all of you. How could you find this shit funny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nell View Post
    I fell like disliking all of you. How could you find this shit funny?
    I feel a bit of shame. It's certainly not funny to the toothless man. But we are used to murdered babies and rape, mutilation and worse here. It's kind of like the shiny penny of it all.

    By the way, lady - NOT NICE! Guy - WHAT IN THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING??

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    If this sounds harsh,so be it. Was the guy a jerk and a cad? Was he perhaps not bright in going back to her? Yes he was but there is still no excuse for what she did.
    If this was a man doing it to a woman I doubt there would be any jokes at all. How can we fight against domestic violence and make jokes about this?
    As for the dentist,she'll be facing prison time and will no doubt lose her license. It wasn't worth it.

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    I think I would be asking the question to the woman (if the roles were reversed) - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

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    'The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth.
    I think that the victim needs to seriously reevaluate the women he chooses to date. One's a vengeful dentist, and the other is too shallow to stand beside a man who has been seriously traumatized just because she values teeth too much.

    I won't go into detail, but there are certain things that a man can do even better when he is able to take out his teeth. Her loss will be another woman's gain.


    Do the math.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninja0980 View Post
    As for the dentist,she'll be facing prison time and will no doubt lose her license. It wasn't worth it.

    Don't worry about the dentist - she can just come to the UK and set up a practice once her sentence is done. We take anyone.
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    I'd say the exact same thing about a woman going to her ex for dental care.
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    You date some crazy fucking people if you EXPECT this to happen just because he dumped her.
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    i have to agree. this is total bullshit. what kind of crazy bitch yanks out somebodys teeth because they dumped her. she used her profession in order to torture someone...(and yeah, i think going in to say idk, have a tooth filled, and then coming out with no teeth is torture). he probably went to her because even though broken up, maybe he assumed they were still on ok terms. you know, like she was an adult or something.
    fuck me, fuck you, fuck my life, and fuck the world.

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    WTF? This woman was willing to throw her entire livlihood in the rubbish bin to get revenge on an ex-boyfriend? That's a special kind of crazy and to be honest, I think he's lucky that's all she did. What if she had over-anesthetize him?

    As for the guy, that was a horrible way for him to learn what I already know. I don't go to my exes for anything because there was a reason I broke up with them, and it was all about them, not me. I hope he's able to sue her insurance and pay for the cost to reconstruct what she destroyed, physically at least.

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    At first I laughed, because ya know, WHY would you go to an ex for something like that? But, then I realized, she did mutilate him and destroy her career. But, part of me still wants laugh. I apparently have a gray moral center.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nell View Post
    You date some crazy fucking people if you EXPECT this to happen just because he dumped her.
    Yeah, I did date a crazy fucking person.

    I was also molested as a kid. Wanna bag on me for that, too?
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    Was he perhaps not bright in going back to her? [...]

    If this was a man doing it to a woman I doubt there would be any jokes at all. How can we fight against domestic violence and make jokes about this?

    If this was a woman who had left her dentist husband/boyfriend for another man, I sincerely doubt she would have gone back to him in his professional capacity. Women are perhaps a bit more aware that the ex has a grudge and the means to do her harm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeatherHabilatory View Post
    Yeah, I did date a crazy fucking person.

    I was also molested as a kid. Wanna bag on me for that, too?
    Pretty sure I didn't bag on you at all. Also, I wasn't talking to just you, which is why i didn't quote you. I was talking to everyone in this thread that expected this to happen and finds it humorous.
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    I'm sorry for him but he was looking for SOMETHING to happen to him. I mean who in the f*ck wants to see their ex after breaking up w/them???

    And this level of "crazy" can't go unnoticed. We all know there's gotta be some shit this woman has done in her police record.

    Teeth only get in the way when you're kissing, a gum to the crotchetal area must feel more than quite pleasant.


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    I don't find this funny in the slightest. She permanently disfigured this guy. How is what she did any different than the man that threw acid in his ex's face?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JGo555 View Post
    I'm sorry for him but he was looking for SOMETHING to happen to him. I mean who in the f*ck wants to see their ex after breaking up w/them???

    And this level of "crazy" can't go unnoticed. We all know there's gotta be some shit this woman has done in her police record.

    Teeth only get in the way when you're kissing, a gum to the crotchetal area must feel more than quite pleasant.
    Do you honestly believe this guy wanted this to happen to him? My aunt still has my uncle file her taxes even though they've been divorced for 20 years, and my old boss still insured his ex wife after they divorced. Why is it so odd to continue to get professional services from an ex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeatherHabilatory View Post
    Yeah, I did date a crazy fucking person.

    I was also molested as a kid. Wanna bag on me for that, too?
    That was quite a stretch.
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    I felt some guilt for laughing but not a whole lot 'cause he dumped her for another woman and then went to her for dental care, which I think was totally stupid.

    I dated a guy I didn't really even have feelings for that decided to dump me for another woman and I felt serious rage even though I was also considering to end this new relationship myself. I guess it was the principle of him being a dick about it that enraged me. I didn't need a replacement thrown in my face and it stung like hell.

    I guess I relate to the dentist though I think I'd thrown him out of my office. perhaps the draw for some bloody revenge was just to strong.

    She'll be buying him some new teeth and I'm sure handing over her life saving to him as well. He'll get the last toothy laugh on her I'm sure.
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    Why would you go to your ex for anything? Ever? They are an ex for a reason.
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    Because when most people break up they cry, they don't loose their shit and pull all your teeth.

    When i was married i was best friends with a lady whose husband was a Dentist. It is not uncommon at all for them to work on their ex'es.

    Maybe she was the only Dentist in town.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyCygnet View Post

    I won't go into detail, but there are certain things that a man can do even better when he is able to take out his teeth. Her loss will be another woman's gain.
    I can't get behind you on this one Lady.
    I am sorry you didn't go into detail. I would have to say my teeth have never been a problem, but womenz sure can be on a guy. Maybe you dated a guy who had teeth like David Letterman and the gap snagged your clit. I am sorry for that, I really am, but manteeth?
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