Ogress Pleads Not Guilty To Statutory Rape, Sodomy Of Teen Boy

**Dakota Valkyrie** · April 27th, 2012, 05:54 PM

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Proof Teens Boys WILL Hit Anything!

"New Madrid Sheriff Terry Stevens says cases like this are never easy to deal with."... I'm pretty sure he's talking about the visual.

A Missouri woman faces more than a dozen charges for statutory rape and sodomy in New Madrid County.

Sheriff Terry Stevens says Melissa Eaton, 48, of Lilbourn, Missouri allegedly carried on a sexual relationship with a teenage boy.
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Court documents say the relationship started when the boy was just thirteen years old and went on between April 2010 and until February 2012.

According to records, investigators believe they engaged in a sexual act twice a week for almost two years.

New Madrid Sheriff Terry Stevens says cases like this are never easy to deal with.

"We have seen case like this prior, but they are not real prevalent," said Sheriff Stevens. "To the point where we feel like it is an epidemic or anything like that. But, it is a real issue that we have dealt with on more than one occasion."

http://www.kfvs12.com/story/17351088...ape-and-sodomy

**cubby** · April 27th, 2012, 07:05 PM

this boy must have been deaf dumb and blind, poor thing.

eta: i don't think his smeller worked either.

**HeatherHabilatory** · April 27th, 2012, 08:27 PM

Kill it with fire!

**malq** · April 27th, 2012, 08:29 PM

Somehow, I don't think the carpet matches the drapes.

**HeatherHabilatory** · April 27th, 2012, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by malq

Somehow, I don't think the carpet matches the drapes.

The drapes sure don't match her mustache!

**totallytoddler** · April 27th, 2012, 11:39 PM

It has to be the angle...or the lighting..no one is that ugly.

**lyssdexia** · April 27th, 2012, 11:53 PM

I am pretty sure that is an orc.

That poor boy is ruint, I tell ya, ruint fer life!

**AngelFire** · April 28th, 2012, 12:54 AM

That's a man Maury!!!

**ibutterflyaway** · April 28th, 2012, 02:30 AM

Oh lord. I tend to interrupt my husbands important South Park time with crazy headlines from the DD. This time I held up the computer monitor and MADE him look at it. I think I'm going to be grounded for a while. He's really grossed out and said "What the hell did you make me look at that for? Stop making me look at that gross stuff!! What's wrong with you? What the hell are you reading?" This went on for a few minutes. I think he's in shock. I'm sorry honey. No sexy time tonight I guess?

**megaflytron** · April 28th, 2012, 03:15 AM

"White trash get down on your knees,

time for rape and sodomy"

and cake. obviously.

**Ninja0980** · April 28th, 2012, 07:24 AM

I wonder if she has harpoon scars?

**Zazen** · April 28th, 2012, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by malq

Somehow, I don't think the carpet matches the drapes.

Well, you will probably only find out after tunneling under FUPA for a couple hours. I nominate you to go find out!

**malq** · April 28th, 2012, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Zazen

Well, you will probably only find out after tunneling under FUPA for a couple hours. I nominate you to go find out!

LMFAO, I was actually able to google FUPA. dayum! I would be equally concerned with the inappropriate patches of different coloured body hair.

**Zazen** · April 28th, 2012, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by malq

LMFAO, I was actually able to google FUPA. dayum! I would be equally concerned with the inappropriate patches of different coloured body hair.

If that's your only concern you are one tough son of a bitch o.O

Edited to say: And when you refer to different-colored body hair, are you referring to moss green?

**carolinablue** · April 28th, 2012, 11:16 AM

DAKOTA! You are on my shit list for a while! I stuck the screen in front of an unsuspecting mr cb and he squawked and flipped a whole pie tin of... umm... dried herbs onto the floor. Now I'll be picking cat fur outta my herb; mr cb says he's been scarred for life and I'll have to go get a BOB. (That's a battery operated boyfriend)

I just had a great idea! We could use her to "rehabilitate" sex offenders! Put her buck nekid in a cell with a nasty pervert; then make the pervert take Viagra so he HAS to fuck her! Film it and show it to pervs everywhere.

I need to stay off this damn site when I'm on herbal med. Which I am right now because I hurt like a bastard. The cats say hello. Actually, they say fuck you, where's the nip, but I clean up their language.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · April 28th, 2012, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by carolinablue

DAKOTA! You are on my shit list for a while! I stuck the screen in front of an unsuspecting mr cb and he squawked and flipped a whole pie tin of... umm... dried herbs onto the floor. Now I'll be picking cat fur outta my herb; mr cb says he's been scarred for life and I'll have to go get a BOB. (That's a battery operated boyfriend)

I just had a great idea! We could use her to "rehabilitate" sex offenders! Put her buck nekid in a cell with a nasty pervert; then make the pervert take Viagra so he HAS to fuck her! Film it and show it to pervs everywhere.

I need to stay off this damn site when I'm on herbal med. Which I am right now because I hurt like a bastard. The cats say hello. Actually, they say fuck you, where's the nip, but I clean up their language.

I am sorry.

not really

**Valasca** · April 28th, 2012, 12:30 PM

Eaton? She sure did!

**sheevaa** · April 28th, 2012, 02:52 PM

Y'know...I suddenly feel much prettier today. :-D

**Kitty** · April 28th, 2012, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by sheevaa

Y'know...I suddenly feel much prettier today. :-D

It's like watching Hoarders so you can look around and say "Ya know, my house isn't so bad afterall."

**Robynne** · April 28th, 2012, 03:26 PM

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

**diekatze** · April 28th, 2012, 05:21 PM

Ya know, its times like this I am a bit happy my husband is legally blind. Cause if he wasn't, I would prolly be showing this mugshot to him and having him drop a pie tin of *dried herbs*.

Instead I'm stuck describing this thing to him *more of a punishment to me*

**Marv** · April 28th, 2012, 07:29 PM

I wanna see the teen. He must be inside out and back to front if THAT'S the best he can get.

**Dakota Valkyrie** · April 28th, 2012, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Marv

I wanna see the teen. He must be inside out and back to front if THAT'S the best he can get.

Think of it this way... he can only go up from here. Surely his future sexual conquests will be better looking.

**VXIII** · April 28th, 2012, 07:52 PM

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHWWWW Poor child is scarred for life, will probobly be on a lifelong search for a female Sasquatch to relive his youthful experiences...

**CbabyRKO** · April 28th, 2012, 07:59 PM

Oh good lawd that boy had to be....idk mentally handicapped to wanna let that anywhere near his Sgt. Pepper. I mean what is it? Is a manbearpig that Al Gore warned us about?
I'm surprised the villagers hadn't run that ogre faced nightmare outta town by now. I mean was she born that ugly or did life beat the shit outta her and she decided to make herself feel better with Twinkies Ho-Ho's and underage peen?

**malq** · April 28th, 2012, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Marv

I wanna see the teen. He must be inside out and back to front if THAT'S the best he can get.

There is someone for everyone. I am pretty sure this guy is a manchild.

**Rydo Larsson** · April 28th, 2012, 10:13 PM

hurley

**Gidget** · April 28th, 2012, 10:37 PM

I will have you people know that I looked at the photo and thought to myself, "oh, poor kid, no wonder he can't get a girl his own age." It wasn't until I had read through like 5 responses to the original post before it dawned on me that the person in the photo was the WOMAN in this little scenario.

Christ.

**MichaelJCheaney** · April 28th, 2012, 10:50 PM

The only thing that should be hitting that thing is a baseball bat...

She didnt just get hit by the ugly tree...she got hit by all the branches in the ugly tree forest....

Shes so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror....

She is so ugly that every time her momma looks at her she says Damn thats a load I should have swallowed!!!