Well, at 63 feet long, it's likely a fin whale. Sex? Unknown. That's my professional opinion.
Well, at 63 feet long, it's likely a fin whale. Sex? Unknown. That's my professional opinion.
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I am trying to make a joke tying this behemoth to the New Madrid earthquake fault line, but I am too tired to see it through. Not exactly a shining example of the Show-Me State, that one.
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Originally Posted by Rothase2
Yeah that's more of a "Dear fucking God!! I'll pay you to stay under the bridge!" face..
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I showed her pic to my husband and gagged and said, "I don't think I'll ever be horny again."
I'm oddly okay with that. That means I can't ever get pregnant again.
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Perfect! As soon as this one's out, that'll be my new form of birth control! Thanks for the stellar idea!
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It's not a tumor?
Ogress Pleads Not Guilty To Statutory Rape, Sodomy Of Teen Boy
Lilbourn, MO — I’m a little late with this one because I somehow managed to miss it. But seeing as how Dakota Valkyrie mentioned it during Saturday’s drunkcast, I figured I’d throw it up. Literally… kinda.
The smokin’ hot mass of flesh to the left is 48-year-old Melissa Eaton (no pun intended) — she’s been accused of boinkin’ a teenage boy on a fairly regular basis for the past two years. No, I don’t know if he’s stupid, blind and/or mentally impaired…
According to authorities, the heavenly beast began violating the boy back in April of 2010, when he was just 13, and continued until February of this year. Investigators and juvenile authorities believe the two hooked up for nookie (and cake?) at least twice a week.
Eatin’ pleaded not guilty to*more than a dozen charges of statutory rape and sodomy late last week. I do believe the beast is still caged. And hongry.
I realize most teen boys will hit anything warm and squishy, but damn….…
This article is from The Dreamin' Demon, the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill.
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CBaby - ManBearPig is on RIGHT NOW at our house. When will this rain stop so DH can get back to work? I'm on my way to work right now with this stupid story stuck in my head. GO AWAY MANBEARPIG!
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle again.
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