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    Egypt May Pass ''Farewell Intercourse"' Law & Lower Marriage To 14

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    Egypt’s National Council for Women (NCW) has appealed to the Islamist-dominated parliament not to approve two controversial laws on the minimum age of marriage and allowing a husband to have sex with his dead wife within six hours of her death according to a report in an Egyptian newspaper.
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    She was referring to two laws: one that would legalize the marriage of girls starting from the age of 14 and the other that permits a husband to have sex with his dead wife within the six hours following her death.

    According to Egyptian columnist Amro Abdul Samea in al-Ahram, Talawi’s message included an appeal to parliament to avoid the controversial legislations that rid women of their rights of getting education and employment, under alleged religious interpretations.
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    The controversy about a husband having sex with his dead wife came about after a Moroccan cleric spoke about the issue in May 2011.

    Zamzami Abdul Bari said that marriage remains valid even after death adding that a woman also too had the same right to engage in sex with her dead husband.

    Two years ago, Zamzami incited further controversy in Morocco when he said it was permissible for pregnant women to drink alcohol.

    But it seems his view on partners having sex with their deceased partners has found its way to Egypt one year on.
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    Many members of the newly-elected, and majority Islamist parliament, have been accused of launching attacks against women’s rights in the country.

    They wish to cancel many, if not most, of the laws that promote women’s rights, most notably a law that allows a wife to obtain a divorce without obstructions from her partner. The implementation of the Islamic right to divorce law, also known as the Khula, ended years of hardship and legal battles women would have to endure when trying to obtain a divorce.

    Egyptian law grants men the right to terminate a marriage, but grants women the opportunity to end an unhappy or abusive marriages without the obstruction of their partner. Prior to the implementation of the Khula over a decade ago, it could take 10 to 15 years for a woman to be granted a divorce by the courts.

    Islamist members of Egyptian parliament, however, accuse these laws of “aiming to destroy families” and have said it was passed to please the former first lady of the fallen regime, Suzanne Mubarak, who devoted much of her attention to the issues of granting the women all her rights.
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    Eeeew. Ick. Gag. Bleah. Who the pluperfect hell wants to have sex with a corpse? Up to six hours? I hope she gets a bath before, because muscles and sphincters relax when you go tits up...all KINDSA stuff pours out! Yuch. Gross. I mean, she's all cold and still chilling, rigor sets in, she's turning blue and shit, with her eyes half open and clouded. AAAAAAHHHHHHH! What the fuck kinda perverts they got over there? How the FUCK did someone even come up with this shit and think it was a good idea, propose it as a religious matter and get other men to consider it and give it the thumbs up? That is some nasty, disgusting, perverted shit!
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    I am pretty sure my husband does not love me so much that he'd fuck my corpse. Although he claims at times to be SO very horny, I doubt he would ever be that much "in the mood"... especially once I tell him that if he does, I will turn into a zombie and come back and castrate him.
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    Ugh! WTF is wrong with Egyptian men!?
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    I'm still trying to figure how she is going to exercise her equal right to have sex with her dead husband, the spirit might be willing, but, I'm guessing, the flesh would definitely be weak. *GAG*

    Just more ways that women are being put down and degraded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cubby View Post
    I'm still trying to figure how she is going to exercise her equal right to have sex with her dead husband, the spirit might be willing, but, I'm guessing, the flesh would definitely be weak. *GAG*

    Just more ways that women are being put down and degraded.
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    I care, but I can't concern myself with what Egypt does. There is nothing anyone can do to stop it, especially from the West.

    My problem with this is when they come to The US and try to normalize it. Then they need to leave. Our fail is we give them open arms and celebrate the diversity. Something no one gets, until it is too late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinablue View Post
    Eeeew. Ick. Gag. Bleah. Who the pluperfect hell wants to have sex with a corpse? Up to six hours? I hope she gets a bath before, because muscles and sphincters relax when you go tits up...all KINDSA stuff pours out! Yuch. Gross. I mean, she's all cold and still chilling, rigor sets in, she's turning blue and shit, with her eyes half open and clouded. AAAAAAHHHHHHH! What the fuck kinda perverts they got over there? How the FUCK did someone even come up with this shit and think it was a good idea, propose it as a religious matter and get other men to consider it and give it the thumbs up? That is some nasty, disgusting, perverted shit!


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    Blurp. Yetch. Plarp. Rurp. That is one fucked up thing. Blag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinablue View Post
    Blurp. Yetch. Plarp. Rurp. That is one fucked up thing. Blag.
    That's exactly what I was thinking when I read your first post. You do have such a way with words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    I am pretty sure my husband does not love me so much that he'd fuck my corpse. Although he claims at times to be SO very horny, I doubt he would ever be that much "in the mood"... especially once I tell him that if he does, I will turn into a zombie and come back and castrate him.
    I am pretty sure my first sexual experience was with a corpse. She didn't move at all. Looking back, maybe I didn't give her enough time with 3 seconds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinablue View Post
    Eeeew. Ick. Gag. Bleah. Who the pluperfect hell wants to have sex with a corpse? Up to six hours? I hope she gets a bath before, because muscles and sphincters relax when you go tits up...all KINDSA stuff pours out! Yuch. Gross. I mean, she's all cold and still chilling, rigor sets in, she's turning blue and shit, with her eyes half open and clouded. AAAAAAHHHHHHH! What the fuck kinda perverts they got over there? How the FUCK did someone even come up with this shit and think it was a good idea, propose it as a religious matter and get other men to consider it and give it the thumbs up? That is some nasty, disgusting, perverted shit!

    ERRR,..

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    For a woman with an old husband, this opportunity might afford them the first real hard-on they've had in years...

    The real payoff, I suppose, would be to remember also to pull and hold the gents tongue out as far as possible as soon as he's dropped.

    Assalamu alaikum.

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    Yeah, this law will look really good in the court of world opinion. I'm guessing they've lost sight of the fact that the world watches this stuff and it's way past "normal" ethical or moral or even instinctual behavior to have sex with a corpse.
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    Sounds like the rapist is getting the final FUCK YOU with that law. If I'm not mistaken, rapists have an option of marrying their victim to avoid persecution for the crime in Islam? I could be mistaken, but I think I'm correct on that...

    Which sounds like hell on earth every damn day for some women over there....
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    Egypt muslims depraved fucks that want to marry girls (cause at 14, I'da still played with dolls if someone asked me... sure it would've been Naked Sex Camp but my ass was playing with dolls nonetheless) & fuck corpses.

    For the corpse fucking vouchers: YOUR ASSES DON'T LOVE YOUR WIFE. If your spouse just died & your ass looks at her & goes: "I"M STILL FUCKIN HER", you do NOT love your ass. How can you put your grief aside, your NOSE aside (since she shit herself) and still insert your dick inside her! How can you go "fuck" her if she ain't responding to your caresses & shit? You must've sucked in bed & she was pretending to be asleep for you to "do" her & find it normal & satisfying. ESPECIALLY because if she's dead you didn't call the EMT's/911 to try & help her be alive.

    And btw so you did all of that & now she's dead in a gurney & you're going to be like: "Well, I'm at the hospital & all but I can still fuck her." Like we need to be walking the halls & have rooms occupied by corpse fucking freaks.

    And NO it ain't equal for women unless they're INTO CORPSES cause dicks don't stand up if the blood ain't flowing!!!

    Again, it just seems like the Muslim religion was made for MEN ONLY. Women DO NOT get anything out of it but oppression or "liberties" they can not REALLY engage in.

    I'm wondering when will there be a woman that's in her 40's that can marry a 14yo boy. NO WOMAN WITH A SUPPRESSED BRAIN wants to marry a 14yo boy because THEY ARE THINKING LIKE THEY'RE 5 but with a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    I am pretty sure my husband does not love me so much that he'd fuck my corpse. Although he claims at times to be SO very horny, I doubt he would ever be that much "in the mood"... especially once I tell him that if he does, I will turn into a zombie and come back and castrate him.
    Mu husband is with yours on this, he has his limits (I think). Although we did have a conversation over dinner Friday night regarding my habit of comatose-like deep sleep where I am unaware of goings on but responsive and him being able to "have his way with me". I asked him which he liked better, me conscious or unconscious, he paused a moment and said he liked both. I let him slide on that since he didn't say there really wasn't a difference. Men. *smh*

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    Zamzami Abdul Bari said that marriage remains valid even after death adding that a woman also too had the same right to engage in sex with her dead husband.
    I think we are missing that this is a huge step for these fuckers to give the woman the same right ( to fuck a limp dick)

    Rolls eyes Just added to the already long list of why I will never want to travel to Middle east. Is there anything good about this culture?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheevaa View Post
    I heart Jenna. She is my Wednesday funny. :)

    Ok. SO as many others have said, ew.

    I understand sex is a huge factor in a relationship & I'm sure it's a tad more important in Egyptian culture - kind of like she's my property & blah blah blah. But...once a person is dead, aren't there more important things at stake? I could think of a handful but let's just start with the stench. Do you really want you last time with your partner to be remembered like THAT?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKaz View Post
    I heart Jenna. She is my Wednesday funny. :)

    Ok. SO as many others have said, ew.

    I understand sex is a huge factor in a relationship & I'm sure it's a tad more important in Egyptian culture - kind of like she's my property & blah blah blah. But...once a person is dead, aren't there more important things at stake? I could think of a handful but let's just start with the stench. Do you really want you last time with your partner to be remembered like THAT?!
    Frankly, It might be better than leftovers outside Rooneys Tavern at 2 AM after closing. You need some serious beer goggles and a respirator for that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biteme View Post
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    So she can have sex with a cold hard limp dick.....that sounds inviting.

    That is just so nasty. Necrophlia (sp) is not a new concept and is plain disgusting. I always figured Necrophilacs just had severe mental issues. To try to normalize means that a lot of people would have to use the same mental ways of thinking. That's a scary thought.


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    Quote Originally Posted by malq View Post
    Frankly, It might be better than leftovers outside Rooneys Tavern at 2 AM after closing. You need some serious beer goggles and a respirator for that shit.
    I suggest you leave Rooney's Tavern before 2AM, it's good to be ahead of the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKaz View Post
    I suggest you leave Rooney's Tavern before 2AM, it's good to be ahead of the game.
    So you have been there too! Err... have we met?
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    Zamzami Abdul Bari said that marriage remains valid even after death adding that a woman also too had the same right to engage in sex with her dead husband.
    Sooo...would the wife be allowed the sodomize her dead husband, because besides grinding* I really can't see a female being able to engage in sex with a corpse.


    *Once read an interview with a female a necro (Karen Greenlee), that was how she claimed that she engaged in sexual contact with the men/corpses.

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