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    Manliner & Crappy Hairdo Didn't Help Duo Look Like Cops

    Justin McDonald
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    Police: Lufkin man arrested for homemade DPS outfit
    April 20 2012

    LUFKIN, TX (KTRE) -
    A Lufkin man landed himself in jail, police said he was caught trying to pose as a DPS trooper.
    Thursday night at approximately 9:30 Lufkin Police officers responded to a Dairy Queen on the 2300 block of Atkinson Drive, to assist an off-duty DPS trooper.
    According to a police report, Zachary Allen Bridges, 17, of Lufkin, was dressed and posing as a Texas Department of Public Safety trooper.

    An off-duty DPS trooper had detained the suspect, after she noticed him dressed as a trooper.
    The trooper told police she noticed Bridges in the parking lot, standing next to his truck, she stated she remembered him, from another incident where he was dressed as a peace officer once before.

    He was not arrested at that time, instead Bridges was given a warning about the offense he committed and released.
    It seems Bridges really wanted to be an officer.

    Lufkin Police said he appeared to be wearing an official DPS trooper uniform, but upon closer look, it turned out to be a "homemade uniform."
    Bridges allegedly wore a nylon "duty belt" with accessory pouches and holsters, those typically worn by law enforcement officers.

    Bridges went so far to carry "a gun." Police stated his pistol holster held what appeared to be a Sig Sauer brand pistol, the same type of issued duty weapon of DPS troopers, but authorities soon discovered the weapon was a plastic replica, only an air-soft BB gun.

    Bridges took his impersonation even further; police stated beneath his shirt, the suspect wore a back support brace which he explained was intended to resemble law enforcement body armor.
    Bridges was arrested and charged with false ID as a police officer.
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    http://www.ktre.com/story/17607544/posing-officer

    Lufkin man who imitated officer back in jail
    April 23 2012
    LUFKIN, TX (KTRE) -
    A Lufkin man on probation for impersonating an officer of the law is now back in jail after violating his curfew.
    Lufkin Police arrested Justin McDonald, 20, on Friday, after the adult probation department determined he had violated his probation, according to Supervisor Dustin Fore.
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    McDonald accepted a four-year probation deal in October, following a Feb. 2011 arrest. Authorities arrested him after a driver said he pulled her over in the forest area of Zavalla, using red and blue emergency lights. McDonald told the driver he was a sheriff's deputy, but the woman recognized him and knew he was not a deputy.
    Fore said probation officers will recommend McDonald be placed in another facility, rather than have his probation revoked.
    http://www.ktre.com/story/17662510/l...r-back-in-jail

    Justin McDonald and Zachary Bridges: Bad Fake Cops, Including Guyliner & Faux-Hawk
    There has been a rash of fake cops in the Lufkin area of late, with two men finding lodgings in the Angelina County Jail after run-ins with their authentic counterparts.

    Per KTRE, Justin McDonald was jailed for violating the terms of his probation stemming from an incident 14 months ago. In February of last year, McDonald used red and blue lights on his car to pull a woman over in the Black Forest area of Zavalla. The woman said McDonald told her he was a deputy sheriff, but fortunately the woman knew McDonald personally and knew he was no such thing. She later called the real police, and McDonald was eventually convicted and given four years' probation, which he recently violated by staying out past curfew.

    KTRE's most recent report notes that McDonald will not face a probation revocation but will instead be placed in "another facility."

    Perhaps the boy ain't quite right. His most recent mug shot certainly suggests as much. Seldom have a faux-hawk and guyliner looked so sinister.

    The other incident is more comical.
    A chance encounter in a Dairy Queen parking lot spelled a misdemeanor charge for 17-year-old Zachary Allen Bridges.

    According to a police affidavit reported in the Lufkin Daily News, DPS trooper Tamela Snider spotted Bridges there standing beside his truck in a homemade DPS uniform, complete with sidearm, utility belt and fake body armor.

    Of course, the gun in Bridges's holster turned out to be an Airsoft BB gun that closely resembled a DPS-issued Sig Sauer model, and the "body armor" was a back-support brace.

    Since Bridges was only caught dressing as a cop and didn't try to execute any official duties, you might wonder why he was arrested. It turns out this was his second go-round with the very same real DPS officer.

    According to the report, Snider found the peach-fuzzed kid at the same DQ in the same garb once before. That time, Bridges got off with a warning. Snider told him to go home and change and never wear his hand-crafted uniform in public again. Showcasing the amazing wonder that is the teenage male mind, Bridges ignored the warning and wore the same uniform to the same place he got caught once before.

    All of which explains why Bridges reportedly tried to take off in his truck when he saw Snider pull up again.
    Unlike McDonald, who is charged with third-degree felony impersonation of a police officer, Bridges is charged with false identification as a police officer, a Class B misdemeanor.

    Friends in the comments sections of the various reports say that Bridges really wants to be a cop someday...Racking up a criminal record isn't the way to do it, son. And you can't just join forces with the guyliner fake cop either, though another commenter's suggestion of a reality show about two fake East Texas cops called Officer Maybelline and the Kid is definitely something we would watch, albeit when no one else was at home or aware.
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    Some Of Zachs Moms Comments From First Link Shes On A Rampage

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    Pete, Pete, Pete--just because you have a boyfriend doesn't mean Zack does. Most people have friends that they hang out with. You must have only your boyfriend. . . Hey, is "Funny" your boyfriend?

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    I'm hearing from folks who are named their IQ scores--"two.bit.IQ.score" and "FortyIQ". "Pete" who has never seen a GED, is wanting to see mine. Makes me wonder if he knows what a GED is and is trying to flirt with me by asking to see my "GED"?? It's a piece of paper, man. "Gman" can't read or write at all and has to copy song lyrics in an attempt to communicate with me. "Gman" can, however, read things that were never written. Then there's the guy who calls himself "Funny"--at least he's not ashamed to let the world know his sexual orientation. "Therestofthestory" doesn't even have a small part of the story right, much less the rest of it. "Guest9127" must be going along with "two.bit.IQ.score" & "FortyIQ" but wants us to have to add the numbers to come up with his IQ score of 19. I sure didn't know there are such idiots among us until now. You all have made me a believer!!


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    gman--About my husband, he's in the picture...lives with us in the big house...swims in the big pool....makes a six figure salary (BEFORE the decimal point and last two zeros)...invests in real estate--all the things that you wish you could do.
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    That dude Justin looks like a penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelFire View Post
    That dude Justin looks like a penis
    aaaaand now I'm a lesbian. Thanks.
    Last edited by Obsolete; April 25th, 2012 at 05:39 PM.
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