Mother Fights Back After Getting Kicked Out Of Legoland For Naked Tinkerbell Tatt

[Killroy]

Dallas, TX - A Texas mother has taken to social media to fight back after being asked to leave the Grapevine Mills Mall Legoland due to her body art.
She staunchly maintains that the tattoo on her lower leg – depicting a naked Tinkerbell with a light switch in either her vagina or rectum – is absolutely ‘not offensive.’ Check out the tattoo here. It’s NSFW-ish.
On Sunday, Lana Massey reportedly took her ‘very excited’ 8-year-old son to Legoland. According to her account, Massey paid $53 for access to Legoland Discovery Center and the adjoining aquarium. Massey later described being shadowed by a Legoland employee while moving among the playrooms.
“The whole time we were in, we were followed,” Massey said. “I was totally assuming that she was going to come up to me and ask me who my artist was.”
Instead, the employee reportedly told her that she needed to leave.
“Ma’am, I need to give you your money back and ask you to leave,” Massey recounted. “We’ve had some complaints about your tattoos. And this is a family-friendly environment.”
According to Massey, the employee escorted her to the cashier’s desk, gave her a refund, then escorted and her child her out.…

This article is from The Dreamin' Demon, the Internet's self-appointed buzzkill.


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[MC30]

Why would anybody get a tat of a naked tinkerbell with a light switch up her snatch in the first place? Sorry lady it is offensive (to anybody who has any taste).

[biteme]

Why would anybody get a tat of a naked tinkerbell with a light switch up her snatch in the first place? Sorry lady it is offensive (to anybody who has any taste).

I agree, but can't help liking the way she thinks and it's a pretty good tat

[Robynne]

I'm sorry, but I wouldn't want my young kids to see something like that. I am all for tattoos, and have a few myself, but that is not appropriate to be sporting around young children. Sure, they may not understand what it is exactly, but still.
JMO

[Silvahalo]

Well we all know Tinkerbell is really a slut but she should have kept the tatt less visible. I don't blame the establishment. The are geared for family entertainment and the can use their discretion who to kick out if necessary.
She ought to hang out at a local mom's club, whooa now, those mom's they love showing off their tatts. Well, at least the local mom's here do.

[totallytoddler]

I guess to each their own. Not my personal style being that I have kids....and class. One of the 1st grade Dads has naked ladies all over his legs...at least he keeps them covered at school and around the kids. How did I see them you ask? Um..he showed me. Ew.

[Obsolete]

It's silly to make her leave because some uptight parents are afraid it's going to corrupt their children. If an athiest complains to an establishment because they see a family praying, and should the establishment make that family leave because it's offensive? What if two (wo)men were holding hands and a homophobic parent was offended by it. Should the (wo)men be kicked out?

If you don't want your children to see the tattoo, then walk away in the other direction. Chances are any child seeing the tattoo isn't going to register the fact that the tattoo is implying the light switch is in her ass.

Sissy and I went to the zoo in Portland last summer and there was a male couple in the same area we were in. One of the men had a sexy soilder tattoo on one leg and another male tattooed on his other leg (I want to say sexy mechanic but I'm not sure). Anyways the soilder wasn't wearing any pants and his bum was exposed. A little boy about 5 yrs old ran over the the tattooed guy, tugged on his sleeve, pointed to the tattoo and said "my daddy is a soilder too". The kid didn't even acknowledge that the soilder was half naked, no harm, no foul.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

How do some people EVER bring their kids out in public? There is absolutely no way to control other people's stupidity. My kids noticing the variations of stupid people have always resulted in great teaching moments.

If the woman was standing around hollering "Look at my tat!", I could see complaining. Otherwise, I would walk my kids away from this if they hadn't noticed and explain it to them if they had... in the context of my own value system (which includes art with naked ladies involved scattered throughout my living room).

[kniption]

If the woman was standing around hollering "Look at my tat!", I could see complaining.

Maybe there was no problem when she was standing. Maybe the concern resulted from what her calf muscle caused Tinkerbell to do when she walked...

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Maybe there was no problem when she was standing. Maybe the concern resulted from what her calf muscle caused Tinkerbell to do when she walked...

You have a vivid imagination. I bet you don't even have to pay for porn sites.

[kniption]

You have a vivid imagination. I bet you don't even have to pay for porn sites.

With the Disney Animation Channel now part of basic cable, does anyone?!?

[biteme]

Maybe there was no problem when she was standing. Maybe the concern resulted from what her calf muscle caused Tinkerbell to do when she walked...

Funny, I was wondering the same thing

[Kitty]

I think it was dumb to ask her to leave, politely mention some douche was offended and offer her a couple bandaids

[malq]

The only level of wrong here is the ladies taste in tattoos and her decision to share it with everyone.

This is the same as wearing a shirt with soft porn on it. A park such as Legoland and Disneyland has the right to maintain a level of decency to ensure a safe for kids environment. The tattoo infringes on others rights, so her right to display body art is trumped.

[malq]

I think it was dumb to ask her to leave, politely mention some douche was offended and offer her a couple bandaids

Stop using common sense.
All this could have been avoided by some pretty simple actions.

[Kitty]

Stop using common sense.
All this could have been avoided by some pretty simple actions.

What kind of simple actions? Being sober at the tattoo parlor or using good taste when selecting permanent body art?

[malq]

What kind of simple actions? Being sober at the tattoo parlor or using good taste when selecting permanent body art?

Ha both! Stop getting to the root of the problem.
I was thinking pretty much what you posted as remedial situations, or better yet, throw some pants on.
I mean really, if you tattoo a penis on your forehead, you will not be a teacher, private, public or otherwise.
I bet they make a dress code now. This really didn't have so much to do with a nude tinkerbelle. It was more to do with her fucking the light switch. That's a whole 'nether WTF.