Man Charged After Attacking Wife With Box Of Cheez-It Snack Crackers

[Whisper]

Andy Gatz

Palm Bay man charged with battery, violation of injunction

PALM BAY, Fla. -
Police arrested a Central Florida man who they say attacked his wife with a box of snack crackers because he was upset she attended an Earth Day concert.

Andy Gatz, 37, of Palm Bay, was arrested and charged with battery and violation of an injunction after police said he threw a box of Cheez-It crackers at his wife, injuring her eye.

Police said Gatz was under a court injunction to not have any contact with his wife. He became angry at his wife on Monday after she attended an Earth Day concert in Orlando, police said.
Gatz told police he only threw a cracker at the woman, not the whole box. He turned himself in to authorities after running away from the home, on Rhine Road.

The wife was treated at the emergency room, according to police.
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[AngelFire]

Gatz told police he only threw a cracker at the woman, not the whole box. He turned himself in to authorities after running away from the home, on Rhine Road.

LOL You big pussy.

[Kimberix]

and I wonder why I am surprised he's from my townXD

[Morbid]

PALM BAY, Fl – Police have arrested a man after they say he got angry with his wife over her attending a concert, and attacked her with a box of Cheez-It snack crackers.
Police say 37-year-old Andy Gatz got into an argument with his wife on Monday after she attended an Earth Day concert. At the time of the confrontation, Gatz*was under a court-ordered injunction to avoid having any contact with his wife.
During this argument, Gatz allegedly threw a box of Cheez-Its at her face, injuring her eye.
“A small square cracker apparently went into her right eye and caused her injury,” said Yvonne Martinez, spokeswoman for the Palm Bay Police Department.
Gatz had already left the home before police arrived, but turned himself in later. He told police he tossed a single Cheez-It cracker at his wife, not the entire box. He*was arrested and charged with battery and violation of an injunction.
Gatz was allowed to leave jail on community supervision, but ordered to have no further contact with his wife.…

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