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    Feeding Habanero Hot Sauce To A 13-Month-Old Is No Way To Relieve Stress


    Rosie Hicks and Tracy Owens must shop at the same eyeglass store.
    Two Muscogee Creek Nation day care workers have been charged with felony child abuse after police say they fed habanero hot sauce to a 13-month-old boy.

    Rosie Hicks, 49, and Tracy Owens, 36, were arrested by Okemah Police after Department of Human Services workers reported the alleged crimes. Police say the women admit to buying the hot sauce and feeding it to the toddler.

    According to Okfuskee County court documents filed Thursday, video surveillance tape shows the Muscogee Creek Nation Child Development Center workers put a plate of food before a toddler – identified as "C.F." – on a high chair tray.

    Shortly after the toddler starts eating from the plate, the child appeared to be in distress, the affidavit states.

    "While C.F. is distressed Rosie Hicks appears to be laughing," the document states.

    When interviewed by the police, day care worker Tracy Owens said she bought the bottle of habanero hot sauce at the Homeland store in Okemah on March 7, 2011, at the request of co-worker Rosie Hicks.

    Owens said she witnessed Rosie Hicks put some of the hot sauce into C.F.'s lunch plate later the same day. Owens then put the plate in front of the child on the high chair tray.

    "Tracy stated that after eating the 'habanero' sauce, C.F. was crying because he was burning and in pain," the court document states.

    When police interviewed Rosie Hicks, she admitted to putting the hot sauce on the child's plate and laughing while he cried. She said she knew it was wrong but that she did it "because of the stress she was under at work."

    Hicks also admitted to making the child fall on one occasion while he was standing and balancing by holding onto a table. She said she didn't apologize or help him get up, according to the affidavit filed in Okfuskee County court.
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    I swear to whatever deity they claim to worship, i would LOVE to get some ghost chilis and force them to eat it. No milk, no candy to soothe the burn.
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    Maybe I'm missing something but how does a baby screaming in pain relieve your stress? The screaming would stress me out and the fact that I caused it would would have me in tears, not laughing. Something is wrong with her BIGTIME!

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    She said she knew it was wrong but that she did it "because of the stress she was under at work."

    No, the cunt fed him the hot sauce because she wanted to see him suffer. It was evil intentions not stress. Stress makes me want to punch holes in walls, not hurt a wee one.



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    @AngelFire, how DARE you insult Kermit like that.
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    (Yeah, thanks, computer, for posting that twice.)
    "We must all go through a rite of passage, and it must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark." Captain Howdy, Strangeland.

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    I would have sworn that the one on the right was a guy.

    C.F. was crying because he was burning and in pain
    yeah, that's really fucking funny. Putting a plate of tainted food in front of a baby, and laughing at his pain after he's eaten it.

    Hicks also admitted to making the child fall on one occasion while he was standing
    Just that one kid singled out for their amusement? Feeding him hot sauce, making him fall. Fucking bullies. They are just big fugly bullies, picking on the tiniest and most defenceless of victims - a 13mth old baby.

    I'm sure some of these fucktards only become day-care workers just so they can be mean to kids and hurt them. And they must have some kind of radar which helps them home in on like-minded assholes, 'cos if someone pulled that shit in front of me, they would be the ones crying in pain.
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    If that was my baby that those two hogs out hot sauce on, there wouldn't be any comments about what they look like in their mugshots. There may be some comments about what they looked like in the morgue though.

    I don't play around when it comes to my children, if you could ask the cunt that was making fun of my ADHD daughter what happened to her for fucking with my kids, I am sure she would tell you how painful getting the 42 staples put in and removed from her head. They arrested me, but never prosecuted me....she is lucky I didn't do worse. You can fuck with me, don't dare fuck with my kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valasca View Post
    I swear to whatever deity they claim to worship, i would LOVE to get some ghost chilis and force them to eat it. No milk, no candy to soothe the burn.
    Them rascals would make a Habanero taste like a peppermint.

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    Fucking bitches. Wait until they get to prison. They'll meet some REAL bullies.
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    "While C.F. is distressed Rosie Hicks appears to be laughing,"

    aw, these bitches need to be force feed and made to smile while eating the champion hottest pepper, the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion.

    Now that pepper is reputed to be the hottest pepper in the world, 1.2 to 2million heat units....whooo-hooo! so hot the capsaicin so high is said to burn through layers of latex.

    Cruel and wicked bitches need a good saucing! I'd laugh my ass off watching their faces explode!
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    .....Then shove whole ones up their ass. Whole ones split in half so that the seeds can do it's thing. Fucking wicked.
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    Shit like this is why I am a stay at home mom. I don't trust people with my kids. I don't care how reputable or good a daycare is. I am always seeing stories about daycare workers hurting kids and I'm not about to put mine at risk even if I have to be more savvy with my money. It's not worth it too me.

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    I'm just glad they were caught. It sounds to me like they were on a dangerous path of "hmmm, what can I get away with?"

    To enjoy and get a rise out of being cruel to children is a very sick thing.

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    If I was CF's mama, I'd be sorely tempted to show these two the meaning of "distress." However, while using Ms. Hicks and Ms. Owens as speed bags and treating their wounds with pulped Trinidad Moruga Scorpion seeds would give me a great deal of stress relief, it might take me away from my baby when he needs me more than ever. Instead, I hope CF's parents lawyer up and sue the pants off of Hicks and Owens regardless of whether or not they do any jail time for the abuse. The daycare should also be held responsible if they knew what was going on and did nothing about it.
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    reminds me of the story that brought me to find the DD...Rosemary Kunz was addicted to causing her stepson pain to the point wear she ultimatly disfigured him

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    WTF happened to coming home from work and having a rum and coke? Now we're beating kids up cuz we're stressed out? Smoke a fucking bowl! You'll be too fucking lazy to hit anyone!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeatherHabilatory View Post
    WTF happened to coming home from work and having a rum and coke? Now we're beating kids up cuz we're stressed out? Smoke a fucking bowl! You'll be too fucking lazy to hit anyone!
    Right?? But the issue here is that these two ugly bitches were at WORK. My solution is this: If you don't like kids, don't fucking go look for emplyment at a Daycare facility.

    Not bad advice is it? I know, I know I am a fucking genuis. My bill is in the mail to you now...
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    I still can't get over the glasses. Even the baby's grandma in video at the link has a similar style. I'm getting new glasses and I guarantee you that they will NOT look like those. Nothing wrong with them, but I don't want to look like that crowd. I think I would see a mugshot every time I looked in a mirror.
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    They might be the free glasses they get on the reservation? I'm just GUESSING it's a reservation by the name. I don't know the area.
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    I vote to take the scorpion peppers and rub them all over her mucous membranes! Especially on her kitty, then give her a scorpion pepper enema...while she eats a bowl of peppers. A sentencing circle won't cut it this time. Nasty, evil cunts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeatherHabilatory View Post
    They might be the free glasses they get on the reservation? I'm just GUESSING it's a reservation by the name. I don't know the area.
    If that's the case, I would just get my prescription and get cheapy $12 ones off the internet.

    http://www.zennioptical.com/
    DAMN!!! The lady in the ad there has those glasses!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    If that's the case, I would just get my prescription and get cheapy $12 ones off the internet.

    http://www.zennioptical.com/
    DAMN!!! The lady in the ad there has those glasses!
    buahahahahaaaaaaaa.

    and PUHLEASE. If you can get glasses for free, you'd take what you could get. Then spend the leftover money on habanero sauce, apparently.

    I got my glasses on thirtydollarglasses.com. I don't recommend them. The lenses are way cheap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeatherHabilatory View Post
    buahahahahaaaaaaaa.

    and PUHLEASE. If you can get glasses for free, you'd take what you could get. Then spend the leftover money on habanero sauce, apparently.

    I got my glasses on thirtydollarglasses.com. I don't recommend them. The lenses are way cheap.
    I wouldn't even have to leave my house to get habanero sauce.

    I plan on getting respectable old lady glasses from the local eyeglass place and also 3 or 4 pairs of cheapo internet ones. In purple and red and fun funky designs for when I feel like getting my freak on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakota Valkyrie View Post
    I wouldn't even have to leave my house to get habanero sauce.
    I even have Ghost Pepper salsa in my fridge. One of my birthday gifts was OMG Ghost Pepper flakes! Like crushed red pepper flakes only Ghost Pepper! I'm going to make vegan chili with it soon. Just smelling it burned my nose for ten minutes. Alas, now I'm curious about that skeery ass mutant pepper @Silvahalo posted above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bohring View Post
    I even have Ghost Pepper salsa in my fridge. One of my birthday gifts was OMG Ghost Pepper flakes! Like crushed red pepper flakes only Ghost Pepper! I'm going to make vegan chili with it soon. Just smelling it burned my nose for ten minutes. Alas, now I'm curious about that skeery ass mutant pepper @Silvahalo posted above.
    A while back when the Moruga Scorpion was "unveiled", I looked into it. Hubby is a fire pepper eater. I discovered a whole cult of folks on YouTube that eat the things and review them. Naga Bob is one of my favorites. he says this is a WICKED ass pepper.



    I am NOT telling my husband about this pepper. He already downs habanero like ketchup. I see no point in it. Totally ruins your taste buds.
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    Post Day Care Workers Charged With Child Abuse After Feeding Toddler Hot Sauce

    Okemah, OK*–*Two daycare workers in Oklahoma are facing child abuse charges after they were caught on tape feeding habanero hot sauce*to a 13-month-old boy, then laughing at him as he cried in pain.
    Rosie Hicks, 49, and Tracy Owens, 36, were arrested after*Department of Human Services workers informed police that they had*received a*report of a boy being abused at the Muscogee Creek Nation Child Development Center.
    Investigators were able to retrieve surveillance video from the day care that captured the two workers intentionally putting *habanero sauce into a child’s lunch and then feeding it to him as he sat in*a high chair.*Shortly after the boy starts eating, he begins crying from the pain while Hicks can be seen laughing.
    After both women were brought in to be interviewed by police,*Owens would admit that she bought the bottle of habanero hot sauce at the request of Hicks and watched as her co-worker*put some of the hot sauce into the boy’s lunch before Owens put the plate in front of the boy.
    Rosie Hicks would admit to giving the boy the hot sauce and laughing while he cried, saying she knew it was wrong but that she did it “because of the stress she was under at work.” She also admitted to making the boy fall*while he was holding on to a table and didn’t apologize afterwards or help him get up.…

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    Being a coonass, I prefer cayennes. Enough heat, and also a nice lemony flavor. Hot Pepper Jelly is awesome made from cayennes, it's a cheese and cracker favorite. It also makes a beautiful ornamental plant. It's a perennial in Southern climates.

    When mr cb and I took our Texas wildflower trip, we stopped in Fredricksburg for tourist stuff. Went into a barbeque sauce and salsa store to look around. They had saucers and crackers set in front of each one of about a thousand jars of sauces and salsas so you could sample. We worked our way to the back of the store, gobbling as we went, and everything was fine till I spotted DEFCON IV. It sat on it's own table with warning signs not to let children taste it, beware very hot, don't get on your fingers or skin...you're on your own pardner! taste at your own risk, you've been warned. You can guess the rest, can't you? Not completely insane, I used a toothpick, put a tiny (very tiny) dot on a cracker and ate it. For a few seconds it was tasty. Then a flamethrower erupted in my mouth and throat! I couldn't breathe, I was on fire. My eyes started watering and my nose was running like a faucet. mr cb says I was doing the Stationary Screaming Dance of Terror. I couldn't talk, my throat was on fire, and of course everyone was pointing and laughing. I drank 3 bottles of water before we made it to the cash register, where the kind owner reached under the counter and gave me a carton of milk and a slice of bread. (This must happen quite often) I was humiliated. Thank you for letting me share my public shaming.
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    "I've already got one asshole in my pants, why would I want another one?" cb said this to an obnoxious drunk
    "Oh, man! That sucks like a hooker when the rent's due" cb says this when shit gets real
    "I don't care HOW big your dick is, it's 3 AM. Go call somebody else" cb said this to an obscene phone caller

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolinablue View Post
    I drank 3 bottles of water before
    Ack! That makes it worse! Like throwing water on a gasoline fire!

    I freaking love cayennes. I also love habaneros and the yummy ass Ghost Pepper, when we make fresh salsa with them. We'll have salsa making parties and get crazy. Mango habanero is one of my favorites. yummm.

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