Unappreciated Renee Jackson Tries To Hold Up Store With Hot Dog Tongs

[Silvahalo]

Put 'em up! uh....sir, do you need mustard with that hot dog?
guess you could do some harm with just about anything if you want to. Lol, throwing a HOT, hot dog might have worked better.

FORT SMITH, AR (KFSM/CNN) - Police say an Arkansas man attempted to rob a convenience store with hot dog tongs.

Eyewitnesses say a drunk man used a pair of hot dog tongs, he grabbed from the food counter and threatened the clerk and customers for money.
"He attempted to rob the place, but really I guess nobody took him serious enough to actually give him money because of his state of intoxication," said Cpl Steven Dooly of Fort Smith police.

Surveillance video showed Renee Jackson, 35, in the store for nearly 15 minutes.
According to a police report, Jackson allegedly wrote a note saying he was sorry for what he was doing. Police say Jackson was outside the building when they arrived.
Officers say Jackson told police he was from New Orleans and fighting with his wife.


According to the police report, Jackson told police he wanted to go to jail to see how his family did without him because he says they don't appreciate him.
Jackson allegedly shoved one of the customers, but no one was hurt.
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Jackson faces two counts of attempted aggravated robbery.

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[VAS1326]

Wow what a moron. Really I guess hot dog tongs wouldn't be as bad for his court date as say a knife or gun.
And if he really wanted his family to have "do without him" then why not go stay with relatives or at a hotel for a few days.
I guess he figured prison would be cheaper?

[spifftastic]

So he might be back on the market? I can't resist a criminal mastermind, too sexy to handle. I'll bring a ladle just in case he needs help with another genius scheme.

[Abroad]

I am pretty certain the family will do just fine.......



But at least he chose a "weapon" that made him ridiculous rather than seriously threatening.

[Abroad]

Oh, and I always thought René was the male name and Renée the female?

[VAS1326]

So he might be back on the market? I can't resist a criminal mastermind, too sexy to handle. I'll bring a ladle just in case he needs help with another genius scheme.

Get 'em girl! LMAO