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    Champion gravy wrestler Elisa Sampson beaten after interrupting friend having sex

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-sex-sofa.html

    A model who became a champion gravy wrestler suffered serious eye damage after being hit in the face with a monkey wrench.

    Elisa Sampson, 31, was hit in the face by her 'best friend' Sabina English, after arriving back at her home in Rossendale, Lancashire, and finding the single mother having sex with another friend on her sofa.

    When kick boxer Elisa interrupted the two with a shout of: 'What are you doing', laundry worker English jumped up and hit her in the face with the garage tool, which was lying nearby on the floor.

    The victim received two fractures around her right eye and a gashed upper lid, which needed surgery and 17 stitches to repair it and which resulted in a 'deformity' on the eyelid and long-term vision problems.

    At Burnley Crown Court, Lancashire, English admitted grievous bodily harm and was jailed for two years.

    She was also barred from contacting Elisa for two years under a restraining order.

    The fight occurred last October, a year after blonde Elisa won the 2010 World Gravy Wrestling Championship, in which she wrestled other women and men in 2,000 litres of Bisto outside a pub near her home in Rossendale.
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    'But English jumped up and Paul Greenwood got up and grabbed the victim around the throat and pushed her into the doorway.'

    English’s brother who was also at the flat punched Elisa in the face a number of times.

    The prosecutor added: 'The victim was not really able to say what happened to her after that, but fought back to some extent and ended up on the floor in the bedroom, in pain and aware her eye was seriously injured.'

    The other three fled and Elisa, who was unable to see out of her eye, sought help from a neighbour who called an ambulance. She was taken to hospital, X-rayed and had surgery.

    English, of Stacksteads, near Rochdale, was arrested later but made no comment in police interview. She had a conviction for battery from nine years ago.
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    English’s brother Amjad Hussain, 27, who had repeatedly punched Elisa was given a 12 month sentence after he pleaded guilty to assault causing actual bodily harm.

    Paul Greenwood, also of Stacksteads, was earlier sent to prison for three months after being convicted of common assault.

    In the annual wrestling championships at the Rose ‘n’ Bowl pub in Stacksteads, Bisto provided 440 gallons of gravy past its best before date for the contest, which raises money for the East Lancashire Hospice.

    Local fire crews are called in to hose down the participants after their bouts in the wrestling ring. Wrestlers travel from all over the UK to compete.




    If there had been a load of gravy there she would have KICKED THEIR ASSES!!!
    Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

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    Good gravy! That looks like it hurt...


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    Wow @kniption! Where'd you find that? nasty!
    Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

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    Were they all that damn embarrassed about being found fucking in their friend's home, on her sofa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    Wow @kniption! Where'd you find that? nasty!
    I should've included the link. It was on the Mirror's site...

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...-wrench-783440

    ...and thanks!

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    See?, this is why we can't have nice things.
    "Where the fuck am I ? - Amelia Earhart, 1937

    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.->malq

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